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22 January 2008 @ 11:01 pm
Don't Try This At Home  
I believe it's time for an episode of Things Not To Do, with Little Red & Company: We Screw Up So You Don't Have To!

Without further ado, Things Not To Do:

1) Run dog in high heels in below-freezing temperatures. Collisions, injuries, general physical damage may occur. (There's probably more than just one Thing Not To Do in that one. Consider it a bonus, much the way I consider it a bonus that I didn't break anything. My first thought upon hitting the ground full-force was Thank God I'm not 80!)

2) While a post-injury bath with epsom salts to relax strained muscles may be a Thing To Do, it is not a good idea to get into salted bath water WITH OPEN WOUNDS. Apparently the thing about pouring salt in wounds is actually not just a figure of speech.

3) Once all the yelping has stopped and while still in salted bath water, don't START SHAVING.

This is all the wisdom I will impart to you now. I could go on with subjects like jaywalking and taking jobs at start-up companies, but it's probably best not to overwhelm you with knowledge. Go. Reflect. If I continue to work these long hours, I will surely have more dumb for you later.
 
 
 
scottchieur on January 23rd, 2008 07:41 am (UTC)
Jaywalking?
Lanna: *facepalm*lanna_kitty on January 23rd, 2008 08:20 am (UTC)
*giggles* sorry but that's a comedy of errors there. uhm....lessons learned the hard way I guess?

yowch. oh man.
entertaining in a disturbing waylyssie on January 23rd, 2008 01:11 pm (UTC)
Aw, honey. *snugs* Be nicer to yourself!

Drink some hot tea (this is my new cure for everything)
Havochavocthecat on January 23rd, 2008 02:17 pm (UTC)
*glomps on you and clings*

You're never on Google Talk when I am! Which I know is due to your job being INSANELY DEMANDING and all, but! I miss chatting with you!

deire, who is my temporary housemate, and I are starting to watch SGA from the beginning, and I keep seeing all these early Sparky moments I want to squee at you about. So mostly I'll have to wait 'til we're around at the same time.
~mommy monster~: john crankymomm2five on January 23rd, 2008 02:56 pm (UTC)
*snort*
Sorry, at least you made me laugh! I hope your week goes better . . .
Gwendally: teh dumbgwendally on January 23rd, 2008 03:16 pm (UTC)
Thanks for the laugh. I'm moved to offer you this icon - feel free to yank it - I did! :-)