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11 September 2008 @ 09:16 am
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Entertain me, flist! I am mostly alone in the office today and have no projects left!

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tarkheena lizzeeen: st [there's something going on]liminalliz on September 11th, 2008 05:57 pm (UTC)
TELL ME THE TOP TEN DS9 FICS THAT YOU WANT TO READ.
Little Red: trek - dax ooh! - viresse_iconsmylittleredgirl on September 11th, 2008 06:14 pm (UTC)
OMG GOOD QUESTION!

10 is a lot of fics!!! *gleees out*

I want to read:

1) Julian and Ezri have LITTLE SPOTTED BABIES, FTW. Julian Bashir would be the craziest, dorkiest father in the history of ever.

2) Speaking of babies, thar should be more Kira-and-O'Briens fic!

3) THOMAS RIKER. SOMEBODY RESCUE HIM.

4) Weyoun pondering all the things he doesn't understand about non-Vorta. Like art. And flavors. And the holosuite program he found under Sisko's name where humans spend hours watching other humans hit balls with sticks.

5) Ezri has her Jan'tara (spelling lose...), and gets to meet Jadzia face to face.

5 more laterrrrrr when I think of them!! :) What about YOU???
tarkheena lizzeeen: st [talk about your cranky aliens]liminalliz on September 11th, 2008 06:29 pm (UTC)
1) HAHAH LITTLE SPOTTED BABIES. I'd totes read that. omg Julian as a daddy!!!
2) I NEED TO KNOW MORE ABOUT THIS KIRA AND O BRIEN BABY BUSINESS. Cuz I feel that I will heart it muchly.
3) I NEED TO KNOW MORE ABOUT THOMAS RIKER.
4) ASLJFDALSKDJFLKASJfd lasdflj Weyoun!!!! <333
4) OMG WIN!!! I would love that fic.

THIS IS TWO PARTS AND TECHNICALLY SEVEN FICS:
1a) I really want a FIVE TIMES ODO CAME BACK fic where halfish are angst (he comes back and Kira is married! he comes back and Kira is dead! he comes back wrong!) and halfish are awesome (he comes back, like, soon! he comes back WITH teh Sisko! he comes back years and years and years later but it's still hokay! etc) because I'm OBSESSED WITH THE CONCEPT
1a) I want a really really really good and meaty ODO COMES BACK fic that has politicking and craziness and lovely lovely tenderness mixed with OMG YOU ARE THE STRANGEST AND MOST DIFFICULT PERSON TO BE IN LOVE WITH EVER and ending with SISKO COMING BACK. And baby Sisko cuddles.

2) MIRRORVERSE FIC FEATURING MIRROR!KIRA BEING AWESOME AND DOMINATING AND SEXY SEXY WITH EVERYONE AND PWNING EVERYTHING. No plot necessary.

3) Post "Necessary Evil" fic about MY CRANKY ALIENS being all THINKY and sad about what happened MATCHED WITH the moment in which they see each other again (we never see this, right? I recall in the pilot that Kira's already there?) MATCHED WITH the last time see each other as a coda.

4) FIC ABOUT FOUNDERS. ANY KIND.

5) I WANT THE DELETED SCENE of Damar, Kira and Garak getting drunk in the basement.

6) DELETED SCENE OF JADZIA MAKING EYES AT SPOCK WHO IS ALL "may I help you, lieutenant?" and her being all OH YES. YOU CAN HELP ME.

7) MORE FIC LIKE THE ONE YOU WROTE where Ezri and Julian are all OKAY ARE WE ALL ABOUT JADZIA/JULIAN OR ABOUT EZRI/JULIAN?

8) Various characters making fun of Worf dropping everything at DS9 to go help the Enterprise during the TNG movies. ARE WE CHOPPED LIVER? (CAN WE COME TOO?)

I'll keep thinking toooo!
Little Red: trek - sisko niners - nos'mylittleredgirl on September 11th, 2008 08:55 pm (UTC)
1) HAHAH LITTLE SPOTTED BABIES. I'd totes read that. omg Julian as a daddy!!!

OMG. The little spotted babies would be the CUTEST EVER.

Here is the shortest ficlet evar for you:

He should have, but he didn't quite anticipate this.

He expected in the abstract that his children would someday be better and stronger than him -- he realized that on the day that Miles commed him from Earth to say that Kirayoshi had beaten him at racquetball for the first time.

So he should have known -- even hoped -- that one day, his kids would be smarter than him.

He just didn't expect it to happen before they turned five.


2) OH MY GOSH, you will LOVE the Kira/O'Briens baby gleee! I mean, it is totally a plot accident of convenience, but I think it's suuuuuch a turning point for her character, because now she is SOFT AN' CUDDLY and LOVES BABIES and I love love love that she lets her Cardassian pseudo!daddy hold the baby and gleees that he would be the best grandfather ever. Like, OMG KIRA PERSONAL GROWTH. Also, I just love the moment at the end of "Body Parts" when Molly is all "OMG AUNT NERYS!" and Kira is all *wibbles* because she has a FAMBLY NOW.

3) !!! THOMAS RIKER OMG. In episode "Defiant" Riker's crazy transporter-accident-twin-of-ANGST pretends to be Will and seduces Kira (kind of, even though she's with Bareil, so shhhh) and steals the Defiant for the Maquis! And then turns himself over to Cardassians to save his crew, but not before SMOOCHING KIRA ON ZE LIPS. It is rad.

4) Know what I love best about Weyoun? Each Weyoun is just a bit different, and Jeffrey Coombs is THAT AWESOME. We just met Weyoun 5 in "Ties of Blood and Water" and he's so ridiculously clueless and giddy and poison-drinky ("Oh yes, that is QUITE toxic!") and awesome.

OMG, your fics are aaaaaaaaawessssooooome!!

1) SISKO COMING BACK OMG!!! I think he does in the post-DS9 novels that I own some of but have not yet really READ... and must DO!!! And Oh, ODO. So much ANGST and CHANGELINGNESS! How could he leave his people again? BUT HE LOVES HERRRR... oh, the poor torn boy. (angst ideer: he comes back and it's like 100 years later, because Time Is Different In The Link.)

2) Tin Foil Kira is NUTS OMG. It's just... omg! Like, what HAPPENED to her to turn her into such a hormonal nutcake!? The mirror universe is both delightful and a MINEFIELD OF ANGST all at the same time! But if you avoid the mines, it is full of gleee. I really really really love how Sisko totally does sex with Dax & Kira in, like, two days, and then comes back to what is no doubt the most AWKWARD STAFF BRIEFING EVER.

3) You're right, we never see Odo & Kira's pre-series reunion. I doubt it would be angsty, though. She's probably all "YOU WORKED FOR THE CARDASSIANS... but we kinda went through this already, so you can stay, as long as I get to call you 'constable'."

4) Oh, founders!! There should be fic explaining what happened to all the founders who replaced alpha quadrant peeps and had to take solid form. On the one hand -- how does this affect them, especially if it's kind of longterm? On the other hand -- IN "PARADISE LOST" THERE WERE FOUR CHANGELINGS ON EARTH, AND NO ONE KNOWS WHAT HAPPENED TO THEM, AND NO ONE REALLY CARES, WTF.

5) !!! That was a deleted scene!? Oh my. That sounds... so awkward.

6) Ohhhh, I think I just figured out that when you say "deleted scene" you mean there SHOULD have been a scene. :-D And hahahaha, Jadzia & Spock. And she already did sex with McCoy (sort of), so that's even more LOL.

7) !!!!!!!!!! OH EZRI/JULIAN COUPLEANGST FIC!! Yes!!! I <3 that fic, and want those two to WORK but dammit, they must WORK AT IT I think. Because methinks they both have lotsa growing up to do.

8) LOLOLOLOL. I LOVE IT. There REALLY needs to be a fic about how Worf chooses to stay on DS9 instead of going back to the Enterprise once the Enterprise E is built. (Or does he choose it?? Maybe Starfleet & Sisko decide that he's way too important to DS9 with all the Klingon stuff going on.) Because even though He Loves Dax, he's still living on the Defiant and not totally happy on the station.
Narenrpgmaniac666 on September 18th, 2008 06:51 am (UTC)
Well you probably don't need any more spam, but those ideas, especially the last three would intrigue me greatly! *Says the boy who has never read any Star Trek fiction, fan fiction or otherwise*

I have been on a pretty big DS9 kick recently though, ever since I've been in possession of every single Star Trek episode in existence (aside from animated stuff).

As for my fic pick, I'd have to go with a Q based story since we saw so little of him in DS9. My imagination runs thin but perhaps something along the lines of Q turns to Worf for his angle on father-son relationships after his son attempts to wield total control of the entire cosmos or something...

On a different note, and maybe this already exists, but any story dealing with Guinnan's race, Q's involvement with her in the past, etc.. would get my attention too.
And was Soren from ST: Generations also of the same race she is? My friend surprised me with that point, considering he is also apparently centuries old...
Havochavocthecat on September 11th, 2008 06:09 pm (UTC)
Ack! I feel bad, because I can't be entertaining. I'm on the verge of a sinus infection. But I can comment!spam!

Edited at 2008-09-11 06:10 pm (UTC)
Little Redmylittleredgirl on September 11th, 2008 06:16 pm (UTC)
Comment!spam with meee! :-D

There is a strange machine in my office that magically makes beverages from strange dehydrated packets of things that you feed it! It's crazycakes. I made some sort of hot chocolate cappuccino thing this morning that was quite bizarre.
Havochavocthecat on September 11th, 2008 06:57 pm (UTC)
Yay, comment!spam! I'm also making up a list of all the readable Kate Heightmeyer fics I can find. (Fics where Kate is with Rodney while he pines for either John or Elizabeth are strictly OFF THE LIST. As are fics where Kate decides to set John up with the person whom he should be with.)

MY OFFICE NEEDS A MACHINE LIKE THAT! I AM JEALOUS!
Little Red: sga - sparky revolution - lyssiemylittleredgirl on September 11th, 2008 08:56 pm (UTC)
It's crazy and magical!!! Everyone makes fun of me because I stare at it in such wonder as it magically makes beverages.

Bwahahahaha. But havoc, don't you know that EVERYONE'S role on the show is really to set John up with whoever he should be with?? Does anyone really do anything else besides speculate on his sex life?
Havoc: lizzie/john parentheticalhavocthecat on September 11th, 2008 09:08 pm (UTC)
I am strongly resisting the urge, right now, to avoid yelling at my monitor, "Stargate: Atlantis is not all about John Sheppard's genitalia!" Thanks so much, hon. *skirts the edge of being work-safe*

ALSO. Did you read my and Medie's sgabigbang fic yet? That should keep you entertained for a while, depending on your reading speed. Especially given that it's UNGODLY HUGE. For me, anyway. I really need to re-edit that sucker so I can put it up on my LJ in parts.

OMG! *flails* It finally clicked where your LJ header's text came from! I love that poem! Love, love. Love. Yes. It's worth repeating. I think I've channeled my teenage delusions of being a poet into an even bigger love of poetry than when I was a delusional teenage poet wanna-be.

STILL BORED HERE. HELP! We should get ourselves un-bored somehow. Think we can talk people into a drabble challenge to amuse us or something?
Little Red: sga - teyla girls only think - lizmylittleredgirl on September 11th, 2008 09:15 pm (UTC)
Is it bad that I am very amused that I almost made you yell at your computer? But, you know, I am just speaking from the voice of the fandom majority. ;)

No! I did now know about this sgabigbang thing of which you speak! But you? And medie? COLLABORATING? OH MY GOD, THAT ALWAYS LEADS TO AWESOMEPANTS.

... um, what poem is it from? I quoted it from Star Trek where they were quoting someone who was QUOTING that poem. *sheepish* So I don't remember where it's originally from.

I think I have just reached a level of art appreciation maturity to give poetry another try. :) I used to really hate it, and then had the first inklings of liking it in college where people around me LOVED it and showed me some of the mostest brilliant things... but all of a sudden last week I looked up ee cummings for poetry gleee and I WANT MORE.

Oooooooh -- I've been poking at drabbles myself over here, with limited success. How shall we prod people?
Havoc: lizzie/john hormones out of controlhavocthecat on September 11th, 2008 09:26 pm (UTC)
OOH, THAT IS ONE OF MY FAVORITEST POEMS EVER!

I have to leave work now, but we should PLOT tonight! When I get home! I want a drabble challenge, especially now that I wrote you comment!fic.

MORE ABOUT POETRY LATER. I title all my fics after poetry! I can point you in the direction of TONS of good poetry, and *SQUEE* e.e. cummings!

Also, your journal header and the poem it's from: Sea-Fever by John Masefield. *flails*
Little Red: peanuts - think i'm in lovemylittleredgirl on September 11th, 2008 09:34 pm (UTC)
*gasp* I DO know that poem! It is faaabulous! Someone read it to me once and I swooned.

There was once in the Dan/Jan world a "Little Red Hates Poetry" challenge where people had to write fics inspired by poetry and then include the text of the poem, to trick me into reading it. :)

I think the next time I'm decorating a house I should have a sea room with that poem painted on the wall and pretty sea motifs...
Havoc: reading pre-raphaelitehavocthecat on September 12th, 2008 07:22 pm (UTC)
It's one of my favoritest poems EVER. Of course, I have a weakness for anything with ocean imagery, which means that I've fallen in love with at least half of the horribly depressing Romantic stuff Poe wrote. Not to mention The Rime of the Ancient Mariner. I am SUCH a geek.

I think the next time I'm decorating a house I should have a sea room with that poem painted on the wall and pretty sea motifs...

I WOULD BE SO JEALOUS. You could put a rocking chair in there and knit. And a writing desk. It would be so pretty!
Havochavocthecat on September 12th, 2008 07:14 pm (UTC)
No, no, I think the voice of the fandom majority is all about Rodney. He's like the male Mary Sue of SGA fandom. :P

I need to edit the collaboration! More! I did mention that I'm a perfectionist, right?

So anyway, at the top of most of the past two years' worth of fiction by me, there are links to poetry! Just so you know!
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Havochavocthecat on September 14th, 2008 03:15 am (UTC)
As soon as it's done, I"m posting it! I'm not quite done yet!

I need to find those URLs for your Kate fics too, though. I don't suppose you could re-send them to me? Please? havocthecat at gmail dot com.
Opal: e <3 coffeeoparu on September 11th, 2008 07:26 pm (UTC)
we totally have that! is it called flavia? the packets contain the weirdest things...
Little Redmylittleredgirl on September 11th, 2008 08:57 pm (UTC)
YES. It is totally called Flavia.

... what crazy things are in the packets that I should be aware of!?
miera_c: blearghmiera_c on September 11th, 2008 06:57 pm (UTC)
My students have been whinging about all the notes they have to take.

So next week I'm making 'em play charades.

I may grade them on it.

They'll be HAPPY to see a Power Point slide when I get through with 'em.

*collapses*
Havoc: evilcutehavocthecat on September 11th, 2008 07:21 pm (UTC)
They actually complain. To you? About taking notes? When I was in college, I knew it didn't do any good to complain about taking notes to the professor. Good grief, they should realize they're going to deserve what they get when you're evil to them.

ETA: I'm bored, okay? Can you tell?

Edited at 2008-09-11 07:21 pm (UTC)
Little Redmylittleredgirl on September 11th, 2008 08:59 pm (UTC)
I wouldn't want to be on Miera's naughty list. No siree bob. She might make me play CHARADES!!!
Havoc: lizzie/john desk sittinghavocthecat on September 11th, 2008 09:02 pm (UTC)
I swear, there's a Sheppard/Weir fanfic in there somewhere.

Edited at 2008-09-11 09:02 pm (UTC)
Little Red: sga - sparky revolution - lyssiemylittleredgirl on September 11th, 2008 09:05 pm (UTC)
I don't see it. You might have to write it for me so I can picture it. :-P
Havoc: lizzie bad girl powerful prettyhavocthecat on September 11th, 2008 09:11 pm (UTC)
*points at monitor accusingly* You! Are evil! Just so you know! John and his team come back from offworld. No voice. Yes.

...hell, just wait for the comment fic shortly forthcoming. Evil. Evil, I tell you.

I'm also working on my sg_rarepairings ficathon story. (Oh my God, there were even MORE THAN TWO people who signed up for Daniel/Janet this year! It's always me and vicki595 asking for the Daniel/Janet every single year.)

BTW, would you be interested in a snarky post on my LJ asking where the heck all the Daniel/Janet kinkfic is at? It's not that I don't love the slice of life stuff, I do, but we always get it. JEEZ, people, if Sam and Jack can go offworld and get trapped in Goa'uld baby factories all the damn time, why can't Daniel and Janet? Where's the sex pollen? Give me my stupid, idiotic fic kinks, people!

Little Red: sg - dan/jan lifeboat otp - anrmylittleredgirl on September 11th, 2008 09:17 pm (UTC)
OMG. Hahaha. I would indeed be interested. LONG AGO we wondered why there wasn't enough Dan/Jan porn and started the drsclub... and then that totally stopped doing anything. I AM SO WITH YOU ON THAT.

But I kind of got over Dan/Jan, and therefore will need to get shoehorned back into it. I don't know what happened! I used to love Daniel and then he kind of... grew off of me, instead of growing on me. :-/ I must work on this, though, because I loooooove the Fraisers and Daniel is such a wonderful patsy to throw into their family mix. :-D
Havoc: janet & danielhavocthecat on September 12th, 2008 07:18 pm (UTC)
I found out about drsclub after y'all had stopped posting! *sads* I think everyone thought I was a Sam fan, which I am, sort of, but OMG! JANET! I'm a way bigger Janet fan.

*prods you* That's because Daniel's an idiot. Why do you think I ship Daniel/Janet? SHE CAN SMACK SOME SENSE INTO HIM. I mean, I love Daniel and all, but I spend most of my SG1-watching time yelling at him. Or mocking him for one of the myriad times he goes crazy.

(I want to run a Daniel/Janet kink ficathon, but I'm fairly certain that no one but me would sign up for it.)

But also, yes. He's so delightfully clueless and bewildered when Janet and Cassie are around. I love that.

ETA: Are all Daniel/Janet OTP icons from either Lifeboat or Rite of Passage? I think they must be.

Edited at 2008-09-12 07:18 pm (UTC)
Little Redmylittleredgirl on September 11th, 2008 08:58 pm (UTC)
.... AHAHAHAHA. That is AWESOME. Were they whining hoping that you would post class notes for them or something and they wouldn't have to take them? Or just sick of powerpoint?

Either way, charades will cure them but good. *shudders*
Opaloparu on September 11th, 2008 07:25 pm (UTC)
I'm a lemming and I'm copying you... ;) oparu but it's only because you are made of awesome.
Little Redmylittleredgirl on September 11th, 2008 09:00 pm (UTC)
OMG. LOL. I think your show will be mucho better than mine. :)
Havoc: atlantis winterhavocthecat on September 11th, 2008 09:23 pm (UTC)
Fastest. Comment!Fic. Ever! I have ten minutes before I have to leave work!
Elizabeth frowned at John. The virus that he and his team had brought back from their last mission had frozen the vocal chords of every expedition member. They were usually able to make do with their laptops and excited gesturing, but then the power had gone out.

John shrugged. It's not my fault! She knew he'd say it if he could speak.

Her eyes narrowed. She glanced at the briefing room, where Rodney was hovering and looking uncomfortable. Teyla smiled at Elizabeth, then put a hand on his shoulder and propelled him into the room, where Elizabeth already knew Ronon was slouched in a chair, smirking.

Elizabeth gestured at the conference room, then glanced at John. After you. The meaning was clear enough, but he waited for Elizabeth to catch up with him, so they could enter the room together.

Carson waved his hands in a loud gesticulation at Radek, who was carrying a laptop under one arm, and a coffee mug in his other hand. They turned into the room, and Elizabeth and John waited to let them pass.

There was a large whiteboard that Elizabeth had asked Chuck to set up in the conference room. She also had a selection of colorful markers, and several flashlights and lamps so they could see.

They were going to get through this briefing if it killed them. John took his seat, grinning lazily at her as she walked over to the whiteboard. Elizabeth didn't smirk, but only barely, because they were going to her quarters after this, and--

Well. She picked up a marker and wrote, in all capital letters, CHARADES.

Rodney gulped. At any other point in time, it would be audible. Carson looked confused, Radek frowned and pushed up his glasses, and John crossed his arms and leaned back in his seat. Ronon and Teyla looked at each other, then grinned.

Elizabeth smiled pleasantly and pointed at John, who shook his head. She turned to write on the board again.

WOULD YOU RATHER I MAKE YOU ALL PLAY PICTIONARY?
Little Redmylittleredgirl on September 11th, 2008 09:28 pm (UTC)
Re: Fastest. Comment!Fic. Ever! I have ten minutes before I have to leave work!
OH MY GOD, THIS IS THE GREATEST THING EVER!!!

I love it!!! :-D

Eeeeeee. Pictionary WIN. *incoherent fic gleee*

They were usually able to make do with their laptops and excited gesturing, but then the power had gone out.

Usually? Hahahaha -- does this happen a lot?
Havochavocthecat on September 12th, 2008 07:19 pm (UTC)
Re: Fastest. Comment!Fic. Ever! I have ten minutes before I have to leave work!
Usually? Hahahaha -- does this happen a lot?

In a universe where Teyla and Ronon are looking at each other and gloating because they're about to beat the pants off these Milky Way people at charades? Apparently so! ;)
anranr on September 11th, 2008 10:47 pm (UTC)
Re: Fastest. Comment!Fic. Ever! I have ten minutes before I have to leave work!
BWAHAHAHA! That it awesome.
Little Red: trek - trip/t'pol laugh - anrmylittleredgirl on September 11th, 2008 10:49 pm (UTC)
Re: Fastest. Comment!Fic. Ever! I have ten minutes before I have to leave work!
*squeezes you*

You have left me so DEPRIVED of Nessie lately that I must pounce on your other comments to syphon off the squeee!! :-D

You know what we should squeee about that we haven't in a while? Trip & T'Pol. Yessssss.
anranr on September 11th, 2008 10:55 pm (UTC)
Re: Fastest. Comment!Fic. Ever! I have ten minutes before I have to leave work!
I know, I know. But I have totes good excuse, I swear -- in between my crazy crazy working life, I am currently dying of the plague dreaded-death-flu so-not-as-common-as-it-sounds cold! :(

And we should definitely squee about one of my favouritest OTP's!!
Havoc: lizzie net addicthavocthecat on September 12th, 2008 07:20 pm (UTC)
Re: Fastest. Comment!Fic. Ever! I have ten minutes before I have to leave work!
Hee! Thank you!
anr: torrijoe longtimeanr on September 11th, 2008 10:53 pm (UTC)
*snip*

It's late morning when he stirs again, diffused sunlight spreading across the walls. Torri is still pressed up against him, her arm a warm weight where it crosses his body and her fingers twisted in the hem of his t-shirt. When he starts to stretch, she shifts with him, maintaining contact.

"Mmm," she says, "morning."

"Morning." He wonders how long she's been awake. "What time is it?"

She shrugs and he feels it, the muscles in her back shifting beneath his palm. "Don't care." Her fingers untangle from his shirt so that she can push a swath of hair out of her eyes and then return to the same spot. "Sunday."

"Not exactly the answer I was after," he says, yawning.

"Eh." She rubs her cheek against his shoulder. "How do you feel?"

"Okay." Better than okay, even. He's not sure how much sleep he's had but he's warm and comfortable. His hand begins to move on her back, fingertips absently tracing curve of her spine.

"No hangover?"

He rolls his eyes. "Four drinks, Tor. Three if you exclude the one you stole. I was hardly wasted."

"That's good." She sounds drowsy, like she could fall back to sleep at any moment, but her fingers are still moving on his hip, her nails lightly scratching the skin near the band of his boxers. It's a pleasant sensation.

He should probably get going.

*/snip*
Little Red: sga - rpf <3 - valeria_sg_1mylittleredgirl on September 11th, 2008 10:58 pm (UTC)
Oh. Oh! *squeaks*

I thought I was over these two! I did! BUT I AM NOOOOTTTTT!!!! (not that I should get over them - I shouldn't - because they are faboo - and omg eeeeeeee)

ohmygoshimusthaveMORE!!! is there more???????
anranr on September 16th, 2008 01:02 pm (UTC)
Hee! :)

There is more... sort of! That's a snippet from a fic I've been working on, on and off, for probably a year now. One day I'll finish it... :)
Havoc: lizzie/john desk sittinghavocthecat on September 12th, 2008 07:22 pm (UTC)
...ooh. Shiny RPF.
anranr on September 16th, 2008 01:01 pm (UTC)
*g* Thank you!
Havochavocthecat on September 23rd, 2008 01:14 pm (UTC)
I'm sad and pathetic, and telling you to go and read my Daniel/Janet fic, pretty please?