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16 December 2010 @ 12:32 pm
How Smart is Your LJ?  
Google has unveiled a new toy in their Advanced Search section that lets you filter your search results by "reading level." What's the reading level of your LJ?

Go to Google's Advanced Search, change 'Reading level' to 'annotate results with reading level', enter your LJ or website address in 'Search within a site or domain' and click search. Screencap and post. (Obviously, this only captures unlocked posts.)

I don't know where my swank Ivy League education went, but clearly it did not go to my livejournal.


For the record, I am much less literate than the overall livejournal results:


If this new google toy isn't meme'd all over LJ by the end of the day, I'll be shocked.
 
 
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Natalie Von Doom: Standoff; Awkward...natushka on December 16th, 2010 09:10 pm (UTC)
CLEARLY MIND DID NOT EITHER. BECAUSE MINE IS 0% ALL ACROSS THE BOARD. WTF!?
Little Red: sga - sw shockmylittleredgirl on December 16th, 2010 09:14 pm (UTC)
THAT IS SO ODD! For some reason your LJ is not indexed on teh google?? POSSIBLY YOU DO NOT EXIST!
Natalie Von Doom: Atlantis; Elizabeth - Facepalm!natushka on December 16th, 2010 09:21 pm (UTC)
IF GOOGLE SAYS I DO NOT EXIST, THEN I AM OBVIOUSLY AN ALIEN. BECAUSE GOOGLE IS THE KING OF INDEXING.

rejected by google. could this day get worse?
Little Red: trek - ani my plan - rightoniconsmylittleredgirl on December 16th, 2010 09:35 pm (UTC)
I think there might be a setting in LJ about whether or not you want you blog to be indexed by search engines? It's in "Account Settings" or something. I of course want to be indexed by search engines because I'm a famewhore, but perhaps you made a different selection?
Natalie Von Doom: Farscape; Aeryn Sun - Cracking up!natushka on December 16th, 2010 09:47 pm (UTC)
Oh dear settings failed. I CAN'T FIND ANYTHING IN SETTING. *flails* I am clearly not excepted by the world. good times lol.
Little Red: trek - emo vulcan - icons_of_isismylittleredgirl on December 16th, 2010 10:07 pm (UTC)
OH NOES. TRY THIS???
Natalie Von Doom: 30 Rock; Jack - stressed!natushka on December 16th, 2010 10:12 pm (UTC)
ummm. lolz which boxes are suppose to be ticked?
Little Red: trek - mccoy is not an escalatormylittleredgirl on December 17th, 2010 07:25 pm (UTC)
IDK! I think none of them?? There's one that's "reduce search engine inclusion" or something and that one should be unchecked.
Icepixie: [School] Derridaicepixie on December 16th, 2010 09:17 pm (UTC)
Hmmm. I got 100% intermediate. I am apparently as average as the day is long. On the other hand, it only returned 327 results, so I question its sample size.
Little Red: sga - shep involved being memylittleredgirl on December 16th, 2010 10:04 pm (UTC)
Hey, those of us who are below average admire your averagicity!

I have no clue how they pull the sample or analyze the readability, so I just have to compare myself against livejournal.com on the whole to determine that I insufficiently smart. Or plain-spoken! YEAH! Keepin' it real with the down-home folk!
Icepixie: [Pushing Daisies] Lily redicepixie on December 17th, 2010 12:22 am (UTC)
You should run for President!
Little Red: sga - canada - elly427mylittleredgirl on December 17th, 2010 07:27 pm (UTC)
I would! Except I am not American-born! And there are inappropriate photos of me on the internet from college!

But I do have a strange appreciation for Sarah Palin's Alaska, so does that make up for it?
Icepixie: [DS] Fraser haticepixie on December 17th, 2010 08:31 pm (UTC)
Except I am not American-born!

Damn those Founders and their Constitution!

(Is your icon an indication as to where you were born?)

And there are inappropriate photos of me on the internet from college!

Heh. With Facebook et. al., I have a feeling that is going to be more the norm than not in the next couple of decades...

But I do have a strange appreciation for Sarah Palin's Alaska, so does that make up for it?

Hmmm. Might have to write your Congressperson. (I kind of want to watch that show, because Alaska is awesome!!, but her voice makes me want to kill small animals. I am torn.)
Little Red: trek - ani headdesk - rightoniconsmylittleredgirl on December 17th, 2010 11:17 pm (UTC)
Yup! I was a wee Canadian once. :) I root for them in the Olympics.

You know, Sarah Palin's Alaska is WEIRD, and you kind of come away from it... liking her. Or tolerating her, at least. Not as a politician, but as a relateable and kind of dorky star of a family reality show, like you wouldn't hate her if you ran into her sometimes in the supermarket. I still don't want her anywhere near politics and could do without the political elements of the show (although I came in expecting that there would be lots of liberal-bashing, so I can kind of ignore that). Piper Palin is ridiculously adorable. They do kill an awful lot of animals on that show, so if her voice pushed you over the edge, you'd fit right in.
Bitch-extraordinaire!: From the desk ofsakuracorr on December 16th, 2010 09:57 pm (UTC)
You need MORE BIG WORDS. Consider, your comments might be bringing you down! Make everyone use big words! The utilitarian patriarchal contraindicative deconstructions of post-humanitarian juxtaposition for teh win!

Also I apparently did not index my posts, thus get 0%, but my readability scores usually mean my fics can be understood by 10 year olds.
Little Red: make pr0n not warmylittleredgirl on December 16th, 2010 10:02 pm (UTC)
Fortunately, they use a whole different metric to determine if your fics should be read by 10 year olds!

Hmm. I think you might be right about the comments since they're 80% *hugs* or I KNOW RIGHT or SPARKYYYYY!
Bitch-extraordinaire!: Amanda looks happy!sakuracorr on December 16th, 2010 10:06 pm (UTC)
Not to mention I'm not sure smut peddling is really the place for intellectualism? Just sayin'.

Yeah I recently wrote a stripper fic for someone, and it said third graders could read it. They might be able to, but I definitely wouldn't recommend they do so!
Little Red: sga - shep involved being memylittleredgirl on December 17th, 2010 07:28 pm (UTC)
Yeah, I'm not really sure I'd want to read porn by James Joyce. Having to grab a dictionary in the middle would kind of break up the flow.
Bitch-extraordinaire!: Violin and writing #2sakuracorr on December 17th, 2010 08:21 pm (UTC)
I'm sure I'd sit there thinking, "Is this sex or am I not comprehending his main character's walk by the ocean?" Oh wait, I actually did that in Ulysses, and it was just a walk by the ocean.
Phrenitis: stewie oh noes! (chibi_rei)phrenitis on December 16th, 2010 10:14 pm (UTC)
HMM. I too am like natushka and DO NOT EXIST.

We've both check marked the little box that shows our journals may contain adult content, so perhaps we are not allowed in the filter because we could be damaging to others?
Little Red: make pr0n not warmylittleredgirl on December 17th, 2010 12:15 am (UTC)
You are a danger to childrens everywhar. <3 <3
Opal: VOY my starshipoparu on December 17th, 2010 12:11 am (UTC)
sadly...I thinks my journal is locked and it can only read my profile, which, counts as intermediate. *frowns*

go you for simple aswesomeness.
Little Red: sga - sw happiness - jeepnymylittleredgirl on December 17th, 2010 12:15 am (UTC)
You have more intermediacy in your profile than I have in MY ENTIRE JOURNAL! Lulz.

Ai fink it r all teh lolspeek dat is bringin down mi average.
Opal: sga lizzie looks awayoparu on December 17th, 2010 12:20 am (UTC)
but teh lolspeak iz akhshully harder to read than some of teh normal Englishes.
Little Red: established factmylittleredgirl on December 17th, 2010 07:29 pm (UTC)
yah it r a lie dat kittehs r nawt smrt enuf to spel. dey just spel lyk dis to confooz teh infidelz.
Opaloparu on December 17th, 2010 08:02 pm (UTC)
teh infidelz haz 2 b kept aways. dey might guess spr-sekrit cheezplans
entertaining in a disturbing waylyssie on December 17th, 2010 01:04 am (UTC)
I am not indexed w/google, and thus, I have no results. But I imagine it would be v vv basic.
Little Red: peanuts - cure stupiditymylittleredgirl on December 17th, 2010 07:30 pm (UTC)
It's because we are bringing our porn to the MASSES.
entertaining in a disturbing waylyssie on December 17th, 2010 11:27 pm (UTC)
YOU SPEAK TRUTH. Porn must be easy to read, after all.
AthenaKTT: Alex Skarsgard - Paparazzi Balconyathenaktt on December 17th, 2010 04:36 am (UTC)
I don't exist on google either! How can I become famous if Google can't even find me?! LOL
Little Red: sga - sw shockmylittleredgirl on December 17th, 2010 07:30 pm (UTC)
What is with all my frenz being Personae Non Google!?!? The fact that Google does not know EVERYTHING about the internet is throwing my entire perception of reality into question!
AthenaKTT: Anastasia - Anya - Opera Glassesathenaktt on December 18th, 2010 07:11 am (UTC)
SRSLY! What is up with Google? It is failing us, this must be amended! Stat! Now how to do that? Maybe I have too many locked entries. I went on a locking rampage last year and now Google thinks I don't exist. :(
krisrusselkrisrussel on December 17th, 2010 09:47 am (UTC)
I'm also one of the non-existing people... Kinda sucks :^p
Little Red: peanuts - cut that outmylittleredgirl on December 17th, 2010 07:31 pm (UTC)
I'm starting to think you are all figments of my imagination.
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Little Red: peanuts - xmasmylittleredgirl on December 17th, 2010 10:53 pm (UTC)
Given that it's the holidays and so close, I would go ahead and buy now to make sure you can even get a ticket and because otherwise it will be less than a week away.

I'm flying on the 25th too - it's usually a nice day to fly!