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30 April 2011 @ 11:21 pm
Okay.  
I'm having absurd manic and mixed-episode spikes last night and tonight that have resulted in some bad ideas. Booze and denial will hopefully quell the ex-related ones - moving on.

IN RELATED NEWS, I signed up for het_bigbang!

THEY MADE ME DO IT AND PERSUADED ME WITH ALLCAPS AND PROMISES OF CEREAL. *(note to people patiently patiently waiting for me to write them things: I have space princess elizabeth weir fic to write for a fandom auction and that will happen soon really! before this!)

I have no idea what to write. My plot bunnies are like skinny hipster plot bunnies who just want to lounge around all day - seriously 95% of the fanfic I write seems to be people doing boring life things and not being completely aware that they are destined to OTP forever. I don't know if I can write 25,000 words of eyesex over breakfast!

I NEED YOU! TELL ME WHAT TO WRITE AND I WILL PROBABLY DO IT!

Some factoids to consider:

1) irony_rocks, for whom I am undertaking this adventure, prefers Sparky as the pairing but will accept any het pairing in any series. She has promised!

2) The only time I have completed plotty fanfic longer than 25K (or any fanfic longer than 25k) was for Star Trek: Voyager. You haven't seen it because I was fourteen. I'M SO DOOMED. It was kind of good though.

3) I don't really write AUs that are wildly different from canon. Even that space princess fic I mentioned up there is actually set in Atlantis as we know it, and she's not actually a space princess. I'M BORING. I USUALLY WRITE ABOUT BREAKFAST. AND NOBODY IS EVEN A COWBOY WHILE EATING THE BREAKFAST.

4) I REALLY SERIOUSLY NEED HELP OR IT WILL BE ABOUT BREAKFAST.

Please suggest and discuss below!!! What have you ever wanted me to write??

PLEEEEASE. <3
 
 
 
entertaining in a disturbing waylyssie on May 1st, 2011 06:28 am (UTC)
But I like breakfast.
Little Redmylittleredgirl on May 1st, 2011 06:28 am (UTC)
25,000 words about breakfast though????
(no subject) - lyssie on May 1st, 2011 06:30 am (UTC) (Expand)
(no subject) - mylittleredgirl on May 1st, 2011 06:39 am (UTC) (Expand)
(no subject) - lyssie on May 1st, 2011 07:31 am (UTC) (Expand)
Rafiki, the crazy baboonirony_rocks on May 1st, 2011 06:29 am (UTC)
this.
Rafiki, the crazy baboonirony_rocks on May 1st, 2011 06:28 am (UTC)
*CACKLES EVILY*

Yeah, I still wanna see you do S1 sparky - even if it is, as you claim, just eyesexing and them talking over breakfast for 25k. If you wrote that? I would read the shit out of it.

What's your favorite SGA episode(s)?
Little Red: sga - sparktobermylittleredgirl on May 1st, 2011 06:36 am (UTC)
aksdjgagakdgj;lagj;alkdgj;alkjs LIKE ALL OF THEM. Except for the ones that suck. Also not necessarily ones that will translate well into epicfic. Erm. Hide & Seek is my favorite episode 4 lyf. Hot Zone! I love it, there's not enough love for that. WHO DOESN'T LOVE THE STORM, REALLY, WHO, THEY ARE DEAD INSIDE.

Before I sleep because I love Janus and time travel <3 <3

THE GIFT for the super sexy eyeliner and because TEYLA IS AMAZING.

Return 2 for action shenanigans!

And "The Real World." Because mental asylums are RELEVANT TO MY INTERESTS and so is Jack/Elizabeth, HEE.

Man I'm looking at an episode list now and there were a lot of really stupid episodes in this series.
Rafiki, the crazy baboonirony_rocks on May 1st, 2011 06:41 am (UTC)
THE REAL WORLD.

You should write something about that. About how Elizabeth in that world hooks up with Jack/Elizabeth for like a friends with benefits thing, or something, and then goes searching for that world's John. And finds him, and then they're these strangers or something but become friends anyway, AND HAVE BREAKFAST. It would them having ~growing feelings for each other. Elizabeth has to come to terms with her other memories, and this different relationship with this John. AND JOHN would be all like, "I am drawn to you for reasons that I cannot comprehend or analyze..." which is actually a lot like canon anyway. But, whatevs.

Elizabeth/Jack quickie, that turns into S/W UST/RST on Earth. Where them having conversations over breakfast could actual move the plot forward!

THIS IS SO WHAT YOU SHOULD WRITE!!
(no subject) - mylittleredgirl on May 1st, 2011 06:46 am (UTC) (Expand)
(no subject) - irony_rocks on May 1st, 2011 06:48 am (UTC) (Expand)
(no subject) - mylittleredgirl on May 1st, 2011 06:54 am (UTC) (Expand)
(no subject) - irony_rocks on May 1st, 2011 06:55 am (UTC) (Expand)
(no subject) - mylittleredgirl on May 1st, 2011 07:02 am (UTC) (Expand)
(no subject) - irony_rocks on May 1st, 2011 07:10 am (UTC) (Expand)
(no subject) - mylittleredgirl on May 1st, 2011 07:17 am (UTC) (Expand)
(no subject) - irony_rocks on May 1st, 2011 07:19 am (UTC) (Expand)
(no subject) - mylittleredgirl on May 1st, 2011 07:23 am (UTC) (Expand)
(no subject) - irony_rocks on May 1st, 2011 07:25 am (UTC) (Expand)
(no subject) - mylittleredgirl on May 2nd, 2011 12:41 am (UTC) (Expand)
Little Red: sga - sw 18 daysmylittleredgirl on May 1st, 2011 06:37 am (UTC)
AND INTRUDER. ALL THE ONES WHERE THEY LOOK HOT.

OH GOD AND CONVERSION IS ACTUALLY THE GREATEST SHIP EPISODE OF THEM ALL I THINK.
Little Red: sga - sw season two! - A.j.mylittleredgirl on May 1st, 2011 06:38 am (UTC)
ALSO aren't you and pb covering the s1 sparky and therefore I would be like PLAGIARIZING!?
Rafiki, the crazy baboonirony_rocks on May 1st, 2011 06:41 am (UTC)
We haven't decided if we're doing it! Honestly, I think me and PB are leaning towards Fringe anyway.
(no subject) - mylittleredgirl on May 1st, 2011 06:42 am (UTC) (Expand)
Little Red: sga - sw forevermylittleredgirl on May 1st, 2011 07:11 am (UTC)
Wait, wait, what if WHAT IF -

There must be something I can write where John & Elizabeth both get fired after The Return. Because it's really quite possible they should have.

But then what? Can they just run off and become renegades in the Pegasus Galaxy?

That's a good idea, but I will have to think so much more than with breakfast fics!
(no subject) - irony_rocks on May 1st, 2011 07:12 am (UTC) (Expand)
(no subject) - mylittleredgirl on May 1st, 2011 07:14 am (UTC) (Expand)
(no subject) - irony_rocks on May 1st, 2011 07:16 am (UTC) (Expand)
(no subject) - mylittleredgirl on May 2nd, 2011 12:40 am (UTC) (Expand)
peanutbutterer: PBpeanutbutterer on May 1st, 2011 06:37 am (UTC)
Breakfast is the most important meal of the day. It deserves 25k.
Little Red: sga - lizzie facepalmmylittleredgirl on May 1st, 2011 06:43 am (UTC)
A THOUSAND BREAKFASTS IN ATLANTIS: THE NOVEL.
Little Red: sga - sw eyefuckmylittleredgirl on May 1st, 2011 07:03 am (UTC)
I'm not sure how I didn't use this icon.
Lanna: Weir Poutlanna_kitty on May 1st, 2011 07:13 am (UTC)
*GLOMPS* I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT TO WRITE ABOUT EITHER AND YOUR INDECISION GIVES ME HOPE.

Uhm. it starts with breakfast? and then...what is the most improbable (or flat out entertaining?...dramatic? HOLYSHITWHAT?) thing that could happen/be said while at breakfast ( I don't know what this could be! but think of what ever that is)....Go from there?

Uhm uhm uhm....John comes down to breakfast.....and everyone O_O because he's a cowboy? (wow that was dumb)

uhm uhm uhm.... EPIC ATLANTIS SUCCEEDED FROM THE EARTH UNION DUE TO THE ILLEGAL POLICIES OF President Clark ...SOMETHING THEY DONT LIKE....and then they have to fend for themselves and supposrt some kind of earth-bound resistance? THERE COULD BE SG1 CROSSOVER TO HELP PAD THE WORDCOUNT. and stuff. Intrigue? stuff? THINGS?

Edited at 2011-05-01 07:14 am (UTC)
Little Red: sga - sparky revolution - lyssiemylittleredgirl on May 2nd, 2011 12:31 am (UTC)
AHAHA PRESIDENT CLARK I LOVE IT.

*squeeee* at your icon by the way. I can't stop staring at it.

I think a whole earth rebellion might be ~TOO MUCH~ for me to handle but I like your separated-from-earth idea. I LIKE. I just need to think of a plot that would necessitate them breaking away and then figure out what they would do NEXT.
(no subject) - lanna_kitty on May 2nd, 2011 08:29 am (UTC) (Expand)
anranr on May 1st, 2011 07:34 am (UTC)
You could always write trip/t'pol. Like, a post series fixit? Or anything? :)
Little Red: trek - trip/t'pol i love you - ashismmylittleredgirl on May 2nd, 2011 12:24 am (UTC)
OOOOOOH.

Except for the bit where I deny the finale exists so I can't fix it if it doesn't exist. >.> Because. Really. It just DOES NOT EXIST. Everything that took place on the Enterprise D was way too stupid and cracked out. Riker does not waste his time with holodeck programs where he chops vegetables and no one even gets naked.

What... um... HMM. Trip/T'Pol. I like the sound of this. I should think of some crazy idea where they're much older and have grown or nearly-grown children who get into trouble and they have to rescue them OR SOMETHING.
(no subject) - anr on May 3rd, 2011 08:25 am (UTC) (Expand)
Ridiculously Fanatic: voy janeway by caffeynel_ani on May 1st, 2011 08:06 am (UTC)
WRITE THE ONE WHERE HUGH JOINS THE ENTERPRISE! But you need a het pairing...I don't know, Picard and Crusher can get it on?

I'd be totally behind Voyager too.
Little Red: trek - chakotay-on-brain - 2clmylittleredgirl on May 2nd, 2011 12:22 am (UTC)
HMM. I think I can rock out some decent Star Trek for plot purposes, you know, and length purposes, but I... um... IDK! I'm not sure how to write a ~romance~ novel for Star Trek. Really, I just can't think of one right now. ROBIN LEFLER AND WESLEY CRUSHER HAVE ADVENTURES AND EVENTUALLY BABIES. That could be my novel.
(no subject) - nel_ani on May 2nd, 2011 08:47 am (UTC) (Expand)
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Little Red: trek - ani my plan - rightoniconsmylittleredgirl on May 2nd, 2011 12:20 am (UTC)
HAHA WE WILL FLAME OUT GLORIOUSLY TOGETHER. IT WILL BE EPIC. FAILURE ALL AROUND!!!

Except you will totes succeed because you're awesome, so I'm not sure that I will let you in to my fail club.
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Andy: sparkicolorus2ankareeda on May 1st, 2011 09:57 pm (UTC)
Breakfast + Sparky = EPIC! ANYTHING + SPARKY = EPIC! :P Easy! *lol* *cheers you on*

I'll sign up as an artist! :)
Little Red: more artmylittleredgirl on May 2nd, 2011 12:19 am (UTC)
OMG YAY I WILL DO THIS IF YOU MAKE ME ARTS. :-D

SPARKY: BREAKFAST OF CHAMPIONS.
Pooh: SGA - Liz heeee! (by samjack-girl)mspooh on May 2nd, 2011 01:30 pm (UTC)
25,000 words on a Sparky breakfast will make it THE BEST BREAKFAST EVAH. You know it. I think most of my Sparky fics were about stupid mundane things, too. Also: Princess Weir? Yes, please.