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17 July 2011 @ 02:02 pm
Ha! I became the source of fanwank (Dancing With the Stars fanwank, which is somehow even better - all these retired dance teachers calling each other whores) and was banned from a fan community for posting a link to my NC-17 fanfic. WON'T SOMEONE THINK OF THE CHILDREN?

This day is already the best thing ever.
feel: amusedcan't. stop. laughing.
entertaining in a disturbing way: Ellen Tigh is gleefullyssie on July 17th, 2011 09:07 pm (UTC)
GO YOU. That is pretty awesome. =D
Little Red: trek - wank burns - icons_of_isismylittleredgirl on July 17th, 2011 10:49 pm (UTC)
Ha! It totally made my day. :)
Clydesuzvoy on July 17th, 2011 09:08 pm (UTC)
Should I screencap this entry???
Little Red: lc - lois mayson gaspmylittleredgirl on July 17th, 2011 09:43 pm (UTC)
LOL! I don't think they have the power to hack my livejournal... but SHOULD I BE WORRIED???
teh nos'nostalgia_lj on July 17th, 2011 09:15 pm (UTC)
Little Red: trek - wank burns - icons_of_isismylittleredgirl on July 17th, 2011 10:46 pm (UTC)
Michelle K.jemster on July 17th, 2011 09:32 pm (UTC)
Oh come on...the kids are reading it too! But you know, the older kids. Besides, we all are not surprised you are corrupting them young.
Little Red: trek - j/j pr0n - filegmylittleredgirl on July 17th, 2011 09:46 pm (UTC)
RIGHT??? I posted it very politely with lots of warnings, and to the best of my knowledge, everyone who ever commented to that list was of age anyway. I say, if they're old enough to *want* to read it, they're old enough to read it. :-P

I mean, these teens need hope that eventually sex gets better than high school sex, right??
anranr on July 17th, 2011 09:34 pm (UTC)
srsly? that's awesome. :)

are there links to view the fun vicariously?
Little Redmylittleredgirl on July 17th, 2011 09:44 pm (UTC)
Sadly, most of the lolarity disappeared when the cool half of the participants were banned! I need to be quicker on the screencap button!
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Little Red: trek - wank burns - icons_of_isismylittleredgirl on July 17th, 2011 10:46 pm (UTC)
Thank you, thank you! I feel I've truly come of age now.
Leyenn: the internet is weirdleyenn on July 17th, 2011 10:54 pm (UTC)
Happy Fanwank Graduation! I'm so proud!

Also, I worry that I have been around the internet for too long, because whenever I am asked to THINK OF THE CHILDREN I can only think of how they are being DEPRIVED OF THE PORN I HAD WHEN I WAS THEIR AGE. And I'm fairly sure this is not what is being asked of me.
Little Red: make pr0n not warmylittleredgirl on July 17th, 2011 11:15 pm (UTC)

Ha! I know! I mean, we were reading porny fanfic when we were kids and we turned out fine, right? ... right??
Leyenn: the internet is weirdleyenn on July 21st, 2011 09:32 pm (UTC)

And yes, right, totally! *twitch twitch* All that could possibly happen is they'll grow up to be kinky unsquickable porn writers in their own right...

Opal: dw river hello sweetieoparu on July 17th, 2011 11:08 pm (UTC)
bwahahahaha, well played. :)
Little Red: sga - sw behind memylittleredgirl on July 18th, 2011 01:08 am (UTC)
I learned from the best! :) <3 <3 How goes your epic feud with the Picard/Crusher folk, by the way?
Opal: tng imzadi fails at personal spaceoparu on July 20th, 2011 08:53 am (UTC)
I have two new flisters who talk to me about the Beverly/Jean-Luc love without being contemptuous of my Beverly/Kathryn love, so they're pretty awesome.

I'm in avoidance phase with everyone else, although things I've written keep getting linked to the forum by people who don't know any better. So that's funny.
Leyenn: imzadileyenn on July 21st, 2011 09:34 pm (UTC)
OTPs are not mutually exclusive! Except for Will/Deanna. But they just work someone in as a threesome, so it's all good. :D
a universal sigh: Community - Annie - OMG OMGnaushika on July 17th, 2011 11:35 pm (UTC)
Little Red: sga - shep involved being memylittleredgirl on July 18th, 2011 01:08 am (UTC)
Thank you, thank you. And to think, you can say you knew me when! ;)
he is terrible, face-wise: Olivia Eleganceleanstein on July 18th, 2011 02:21 am (UTC)
Little Red: aw - cj/d *hugz* - natushkamylittleredgirl on July 21st, 2011 02:54 am (UTC)
Thanks, bb!! :)
I'm not weird, I'm limited edition: castle_boy's got flowersanuna_81 on July 18th, 2011 03:44 am (UTC)
*snort* Bad bad you! Congratulations, you win!!!
Little Red: lc - naughty idea - _toiletseatgirlmylittleredgirl on July 21st, 2011 02:55 am (UTC)
I know! I kind of wonder what happened to me lately. I was really nice about it, though! I didn't call anyone a whore or anything! I even posted the fic as an external link with a super-clear warning! But the hand of the 18-year-old-admin-internet-God is MIGHTY. Ahaha.
stexgirl2000stexgirl2000 on July 18th, 2011 04:20 am (UTC)
Mazel Tov! May You Enjoy the Wank those folks are engaging in.
Little Red: make pr0n not warmylittleredgirl on July 21st, 2011 02:56 am (UTC)
Oh, oh, I have enjoyed it MIGHTILY. Me and the other banned girls are starting our own island of Dancing With the Stars porn, basically, and it's just... my god, this fandom is the most hysterical thing. Like 50% of it is women over 60 with seriously dirty minds. I don't even.
elly: sg1 Sam [Happy]elly427 on July 18th, 2011 05:39 am (UTC)
Man, I remember back when I was so happy to turn 17 because it meant I could "legally" read all the NC-17 stuff I'd been reading since I was *mumble*thirteen I think?*. It was a happy day.

Also, people, THE INTERNET IS FOR PORN. Sheesh.

*snuggles you*
ornithoptercatornithoptercat on July 18th, 2011 06:26 am (UTC)
"Oh, but Dance Monster, what you think he do... AFTER? hmm?"
Little Red: make pr0n not warmylittleredgirl on July 21st, 2011 03:01 am (UTC)
SURELY they just wear the tasseled bikini costumes and grind up against each other all day because they really hate sex and would never have any at all! ;)
MegTDJmeg_tdj on July 18th, 2011 10:47 pm (UTC)

Actually, no, it isn't.
Little Red: make pr0n not warmylittleredgirl on July 21st, 2011 02:58 am (UTC)
OMG. I LOVE YOU. And I totally had that same moment with NC-17 fic! I'm 29 now and STILL feel a little rush of illicit-getting-away-with-something feelings when I order a drink in a bar, which I do often. I enjoy the world. :)
Leyenn: hotnessleyenn on July 21st, 2011 09:36 pm (UTC)
I had a friend when I was 15 who refused to let me read her NC-17 fic, even though I was writing even more NC-17 things than her at that point. I totally respected her decision since it was her fic and all (and pre-internet, just about), but it made me laugh and pet her then and it still does now. :D
Little Red: arithmeticmylittleredgirl on July 21st, 2011 10:29 pm (UTC)
Haha!! The solution is to just rate it "R" instead. That's such a broad rating and it's hard to tell the difference for me. I usually judge it based on how many times someone says "cock" relative to the length of the fic. ;)
Leyenn: writing - fanfictionleyenn on July 21st, 2011 10:34 pm (UTC)
I have pretty much migrated purely to the AO3 now, which makes rating so easy anyway. I just use theirs. :D
Little Redmylittleredgirl on July 23rd, 2011 04:19 am (UTC)
I need to do that! It's on my list of things to do this year!
Opal: tng beverly bossoparu on July 24th, 2011 08:02 am (UTC)
hahaha, I do that based on 'clit' (my fics lately have very little cock...)

though I second the AO3 rating love.