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11 January 2005 @ 01:02 am
The First Day.  
I attempted to (temporarily) cut myself off from the internet today by going, like, hours while sitting at my computer doing work without checking my email, and NOT CHECKING LIVEJOURNAL for *the horror* 24 WHOLE hours.

This was in order to be a productive human being in the form of "freelance copy writer" for one day. Fancy title assigned by my father, who contracted me to do this (with an ACTUAL CONTRACT. *is amused*) But yay! I finished up a draft of a brochure that I get to present tomorrow. The fact that I will be presenting this in my kitchen while wearing slippers does not lessen this accomplishment. Er... actually, it kinda does. But still! It is for a real live actual business, so all slippers aside, productive.

And I survived the rather minor withdrawl from my insane internet addiction! I think my friends' list was something like skip=150 just now after only one day away, which terrifies me, and folk have added me that I have not even added back yet. *eep and squeee all at once*. But apparently I must forgive that, because I have made out with most of you:

mylittleredgirl's LiveJournal Slut Stats
The below percentages indicate what mylittleredgirl has done with the 138 people on her friends list!
met

38.4%
hugged

34.8%
dated

0.7%
kissed

21.0%
seen topless

16.7%
seen naked

10.1%
phone sexed

0.0%
made out

14.5%
oral sex

0.0%
fucked

0.0%
What are your LiveJournal Slut Stats?
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It also means I will have to wait until tomorrow to post my MULTIMEDIA GLEEE, for am sleepy. (edit: from READING YOUR JOURNAL POSTS just now, not from seeing you all topless.)

5 good things about today:

1. Orange juice and really good tangerines. I swear, it's a balanced diet.

2. Still not sick with plague or with weird common-cold-of-doom-ness that is *also* going around!

3. Amusing email exchange of squeee with MsRaven on work breaks. It's nice to know that other people are just as crazy like Atlantis as much as I do. Not that my friends-list-of-scandal really leaves me in much doubt about that.

4. Left over from yesterday: aj!! She is gleee incarnate. Especially when she IMs me with John and Elizabeth being smutty.

5. The following in j_guda's journal:

The recent spate of 'Pete beats Sam, Sam runs to Jack' fics got me to thinking.

How It Could Happen:

Pete: Where's me dinner, bitch?! *hits Sam*

Sam: WTF? *kills Pete*

Pete: *dies*

***


It goes on from there.

3 things I did well:

1. SAT DOWN AND DID THE FREAKING BROCHURE. OMG.

2. Had actual willpower! (mostly) and followed daily schedule and did not check internet things when was not supposed to.

3. Took doggie for nice walks.

Um. I shouldn't write posts when this tired and strung out from self-imposed internet sort-of-deprivation.
 
 
feel: crazycrazy
hear: I listen to Matchbox 20! I ADMIT IT!
 
 
 
tarkheena lizzeeen: lantis - kirkliminalliz on January 11th, 2005 06:34 am (UTC)
IT IS SO HARD TO WORK WITHOUT CHECKING EMAIL AND FLIST. :clings and knows the pain:

That meme is just smutty lovely. :jealous:

BROCHURES! I love those things. I JUST love them. I could do brochures all fuckin day long. :)

<333
Little Red: sga - shepwhore kirk - lizmylittleredgirl on January 11th, 2005 06:41 am (UTC)
IT IS INDEED!! Except that it seems kind of impossible for me to work with checking the friendslist... at least until I break the habit and readjust my brain. Mostly because I'm AT HOME at the SAME COMPUTER that I use when I'm just playing and having squeeeful 'shippy fun, so, the brain is all "wtf? you're making me WORK for nonsmutty things?"

I am new to this world of brochure-making... hopefully will end up well :)
A.j.: smutaj on January 11th, 2005 07:14 am (UTC)
*makes note*
Must call and phone sex you. Just because.

And must write you fic! I got distracted tonight by doing application thing, but OMG! MUST DO IT!
Little Red: sg - part of the job - amandamylittleredgirl on January 11th, 2005 07:19 am (UTC)
*blink*
As I was telling liminalliz in *her* journal, phone sex is SO 8th grade. :-P

I just thought your icon was moving. I really need to finish with the asthma drugs and go to BED already. *checks to make sure drugs are really ASTHMA drugs... am satisfied they are... clearly is just exhaustion and lack of porn*
entertaining in a disturbing waylyssie on January 11th, 2005 07:27 am (UTC)
Re: *blink*
"John!"

He really likes it when she gasps like that. It makes him feel extra special, and smirk. Which of course, makes her smirk back and then proceed to blow him until his eyes roll back into his head.

....damn. And there's where I run out of steam. sigh.
Little Red: sga - alcohol porn - nostalgiamylittleredgirl on January 11th, 2005 07:23 pm (UTC)
*is porned*
Woooooo!!

One paragraph of porn is better than no porn :)
A.j.: ficaj on January 11th, 2005 07:34 am (UTC)
:D
Well, since I'm mentally not out of eighth grade yet... SCORE!

And heheheheh. Adam Beach's private bits are right under Tori's arm. Bwaha. I sorry about the porn! I got distracted by fic that made my eyes bleed totally dropped the ball there. *bad A.j.*

Night, hon!
Little Red: sga - alcohol porn - nostalgiamylittleredgirl on January 11th, 2005 07:24 pm (UTC)
heeee!
*is also still fourteen*
dingcdingc on January 11th, 2005 07:24 am (UTC)
I think that may have been the coolest thing I've ever seen on LJ!
Little Red: sg - anise - amandamylittleredgirl on January 11th, 2005 07:25 pm (UTC)
*snicker*
dingcdingc on January 11th, 2005 10:08 pm (UTC)
Let me just add, I actually like, behind phone sex, oral sex, and fucking, dating has a smaller piece... behind kissing, nudity, and making out. Really, I have to meet you now! ;-)
Little Red: sg - part of the job - amandamylittleredgirl on January 11th, 2005 10:16 pm (UTC)
I noticed that, too. It's really not entirely my responsibility -- *I* cannot be held responsible for many of my college friends stripping naked and/or sticking their tongues in my mouth at a drop of Captain Morgan, now, can I?
Lisa Yaegerlisayaeger on January 11th, 2005 01:07 pm (UTC)
So *that's* how Pete dies. Thanks for the spoilers!!

;-)
Little Red: sg - fluffier than thou - lyssiemylittleredgirl on January 11th, 2005 07:25 pm (UTC)
Yes, well, my spoiler-free-ness is all just a front because I know the REAL sekrit spoilerz ;)
Lisa Yaegerlisayaeger on January 11th, 2005 07:42 pm (UTC)
I always suspected you knew everything...
Little Red: sg - osiris knowing evil - littlekfrumylittleredgirl on January 11th, 2005 07:43 pm (UTC)
*grins and bats eyelashes*
lilwitchy on January 11th, 2005 04:28 pm (UTC)
cut off from the internet??

i simply refused to learn how to disconect so that'll never happen!
Little Red: b5 - corps is mother - thatfangirlmylittleredgirl on January 11th, 2005 07:27 pm (UTC)
It was, you know, an exciting thing to try for a day. An experience, if you will ;)

*feeds addiction*
Jessi: Thorj_guda on January 11th, 2005 11:08 pm (UTC)
!
that little piece of bitchy dreck made the gleee list? You know, if I did gleee lists on a regular basis that would make my gleee list. Which sort of makes it meta gleee...

I'm glad my weirdness made your day better :D
Little Red: gleee! - nenyamylittleredgirl on January 11th, 2005 11:18 pm (UTC)
Re: !
Well, I hope you don't mind, but I had just died of laugh from it right before typing the gleee list. So 'twas indeed glee. :)
Jessi: Thorj_guda on January 11th, 2005 11:33 pm (UTC)
Re: !
I absolutely don't mind. Like I said, I'm glad someone else got a little enjoyment out of my dorkness.
spacefiend: Beyond Insanespacefiend on January 14th, 2005 05:30 am (UTC)
Haha! Hilarious way for Pete to end. And Internet cutoff? how sad. I didnt' have internet at all for my first 3 days back at school and I tried to claw my own eyes out. Fortunately I wear glasses so they got in the way . . .

Anyway, you're doubtless wondering who the hell i am. I'm spacefiend, and I'm a friend of joyfulfeather and I just friended you cause she says you're hilarious. But if you don't want me to friend you just tell me to go away and i'll slink off into a corner and whimper quietly to myself . . .
Little Red: b5 - corps is mother - thatfangirlmylittleredgirl on January 14th, 2005 05:57 am (UTC)
Noooo! Slink not! *tackles you* I can't promise to be hilarious, though.

*is rather horribly gleeeful that joyfulfeather thinks I am*

*stalks your userinfo* OMG! Atlantis *and* B5!! New best friend! :)
spacefiend: Battered but not Brokenspacefiend on January 14th, 2005 01:42 pm (UTC)
Yay! No slinking required!! And Battlestar Galactica, too!!
Little Red: gleee! - nenyamylittleredgirl on January 14th, 2005 05:53 pm (UTC)
I noticed that :) I haven't gotten back into that one full-force yet because I forgot to rewatch the miniseries (though I liked it lots last year), but will be watching tonight! YAY! :)
spacefiend: We Will Survivespacefiend on January 14th, 2005 06:33 pm (UTC)
Yes, I suppose my icons, my "OMG GALACTICA!!" entries and my first-ever GIP being all Galactica icons was a dead giveaway. And 3 Apollo icons. Because he's incredibly hot.

Yum, Apollo . . .

Yay, having a drooling agreement with my boyfriend - we both have people to drool over, so everyone's happy!
Little Red: sga - alcohol porn - nostalgiamylittleredgirl on January 14th, 2005 06:35 pm (UTC)
Those are very wise things to have! :) The distribution of TV-boyfriends and TV-gilfriends should be equal.