It has VELCRO on it and 18 interchangeable "types of plot bunny" that it can be, including "smut" and "Sparky" and "(mirror!)Hoshi" and "trashy romance novel" and OF COURSE "DRR". Eeeee!
OMFG!! *reaches through computerbox to hug you* I love you SO!!! This is so adorable!!!
The bunny has been identified with a factory imprint on its foot as Tweakie P. "Priscilla". I suppose "Priscilla the Plot Bunny" has the best ring, but somehow "Tweakie" is infinitely more hilarious. (Tweakie is also partial to the Boston Red Sox, according to Velcro Attachment #19. This doesn't mean I have to start writing real-person fic about the Sox, does it? Oh, dear God, tell me no one does that.)
EDIT: And and and more mail! meg_tdj sent me present that she bought her very own self, wheeee!! *drags sister outside to play with sidewalk chalk