swficathon assignment on a Day Of Work. Really not. I wasn't going to, but then 
anr was all "omg, reply and say you got it!" and once the email was open I couldn't not look...... if you need me, I'll be over here writing that thing now.
-- Little Red, whose ability to suck at productivity is UNPARALLELED.
p.s. Can I pretend this is practice for productivity? Since I'm starting on something well before the deadline? No? Bother.
p.p.s. This would all be a lot easier if my muse wasn't a fickle little now-or-never thing. I feel threatened and coerced. *eyes her*
p.s.s. Because last week I failed to meet my Production Quota on my novel, the punishment will be spending three consecutive days totally offline and without teevee. I just bartered (with myself) that this punishment should be like punishments in baseball, such that I can choose the most convenient time and date for this. I'm starting to see why I got away with murder as a child, why I earned the family superhero name of "The ManipulaTOR" and why I'm going to be the most lenient mother ever.
