Snarky Recap of "Trinity", Or: The One That Made Us All Slashers at

edit to randomly complain: Our rugs are being cleaned. I am now trapped in my room for the next four hours. Errr. I should have brought food. (I am, however, grateful for the first time that my room doesn't have a rug. I will be taking this back VERY STRONGLY come winter, when I lay all my clothes out on the floor in an intricate pattern as insulation from the freezing basement.)