Taken from meg_tdj:
iTunes eight-ball: put your iTunes on random, then ask it each question before going to the next song.
What do you think of me, iTunes?
"Daysleeper" - R.E.M.
(HA! Well, that's certainly what keenween thought of me when we lived at the Pawtucket House of Couch...)
Will I have a happy life?
"100 Tears Away" - Vonda Shepard
(That's... rather depressing, in the short term, but I suppose I can live with that. *begins counting tears*)
What do my friends really think of me?
"Never Thought" - Roger Clyne & The Peacemakers
(You never think about me? *twists straw wrappers hopefully in the TRUE way of knowing if people are thinking about you*)
Do people secretly lust after me?
"Shut Up & Sleep With Me" - Sin with Sebastion
(HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. OMG. I swear I didn't rig that. *dies* Man. That song is hilarious, but kind of annoying.)
How can I make myself happy?
"Back To Life" - Soul II Soul
(Wow, no kidding. "You're quitting the novel and doping yourself on caffeine and prozac and getting a job and moving out?" "ITUNES TOLD ME TOOOO!" I joke but, er, yeah. Not much would make me happier than getting back to my life. GOOD ADVICE, iTunes! *becomes believer*)
What should I do with my life?
"Twilight" - Delerium
(Huh? This is one of those "reply hazy, try again" things, right? Unless it's a sign that I should name my clothing company Twilight Designs or something. "So tell me, Little Red, why did you pick this poetic yet somewhat depressing name?" "Er... itunes told me to based on an internet meme.")
Why must life be so full of pain?
"God Gave Me A Gun" - Roger Clyne & The Peacemakers
(There's got to be something really deep in this.)
How can I maximize my pleasure during sex?
"I Get A Kick Out Of You" - Frank Sinatra
(Sadly, this advice is nonspecific, though it does advise against cocaine.)
Will I ever have children?
"O Holy Night" - Charlotte Church
(I will have children... immaculately?)
Will I die happy?
"You Don't Care Nothin'" - Rancid
(I don't? I suppose I won't once I'm dead.)
Can you give me some advice?
"Old Friend" - Rancid
(I swear, I have more than Rancid on my iTunes! Also, that was kind of cryptic as far as advice goes.)
What do you think happiness is?
"For the Movies" - Buckcherry
(HAHAHAHA. No, I totally don't think happiness is only in the movies, but I'm amused at the cynicism of my iTunes.)
What's my favorite fetish?
"My Funny Valentine" - Frank Sinatra
(I... don't know. My fetish is ugly people?)