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29 August 2005 @ 05:08 pm
The iTunes Magic 8-Ball Meme  
Okay... I try not to post memes that often, but this involves reference to a MAGIC 8-BALL, and was totally fun to do. Gleee. (I... totally believe in the magic 8-ball, people. No, really. It requires creative interpretation like any other faith, but... well, saidshe will vouch for me!)

Taken from meg_tdj:

iTunes eight-ball: put your iTunes on random, then ask it each question before going to the next song.

What do you think of me, iTunes?
"Daysleeper" - R.E.M.
(HA! Well, that's certainly what keenween thought of me when we lived at the Pawtucket House of Couch...)

Will I have a happy life?
"100 Tears Away" - Vonda Shepard
(That's... rather depressing, in the short term, but I suppose I can live with that. *begins counting tears*)

What do my friends really think of me?
"Never Thought" - Roger Clyne & The Peacemakers
(You never think about me? *twists straw wrappers hopefully in the TRUE way of knowing if people are thinking about you*)

Do people secretly lust after me?
"Shut Up & Sleep With Me" - Sin with Sebastion
(HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. OMG. I swear I didn't rig that. *dies* Man. That song is hilarious, but kind of annoying.)

How can I make myself happy?
"Back To Life" - Soul II Soul
(Wow, no kidding. "You're quitting the novel and doping yourself on caffeine and prozac and getting a job and moving out?" "ITUNES TOLD ME TOOOO!" I joke but, er, yeah. Not much would make me happier than getting back to my life. GOOD ADVICE, iTunes! *becomes believer*)

What should I do with my life?
"Twilight" - Delerium
(Huh? This is one of those "reply hazy, try again" things, right? Unless it's a sign that I should name my clothing company Twilight Designs or something. "So tell me, Little Red, why did you pick this poetic yet somewhat depressing name?" "Er... itunes told me to based on an internet meme.")

Why must life be so full of pain?
"God Gave Me A Gun" - Roger Clyne & The Peacemakers
(There's got to be something really deep in this.)

How can I maximize my pleasure during sex?
"I Get A Kick Out Of You" - Frank Sinatra
(Sadly, this advice is nonspecific, though it does advise against cocaine.)

Will I ever have children?
"O Holy Night" - Charlotte Church
(I will have children... immaculately?)

Will I die happy?
"You Don't Care Nothin'" - Rancid
(I don't? I suppose I won't once I'm dead.)

Can you give me some advice?
"Old Friend" - Rancid
(I swear, I have more than Rancid on my iTunes! Also, that was kind of cryptic as far as advice goes.)

What do you think happiness is?
"For the Movies" - Buckcherry
(HAHAHAHA. No, I totally don't think happiness is only in the movies, but I'm amused at the cynicism of my iTunes.)

What's my favorite fetish?
"My Funny Valentine" - Frank Sinatra
(I... don't know. My fetish is ugly people?)
feel: amusedamused
hear: iTunes on random :)
MegTDJ: Foreman Good One - adinajomeg_tdj on August 29th, 2005 09:19 pm (UTC)
ROFL!!! Oh man, your answers are infinitely better than mine. It almost makes me believe in it, too! ;)
Little Red: gleee! - nenyamylittleredgirl on August 29th, 2005 09:21 pm (UTC)
:) I wish there had been more questions! That was fun! *geeks out*
Ari (creature of dust, child of God): Darwisdomeagle on August 29th, 2005 09:51 pm (UTC)
OMFG LOVE! *laughs ass off* *determines to write own list of questions and ask my WinAmp for the answers. Results coming to an LJ near you.
Little Redmylittleredgirl on August 29th, 2005 09:54 pm (UTC)
Oh! I don't know if these were Meg's questions or the meme's questions or what. I just took those ones because they seemed so generic and workable and, um, I hate thinking. But yay, make more questions! :)
ex_spockette108 on August 29th, 2005 09:53 pm (UTC)
Oh, yours is fun!
Little Red: sg - cult - me!mylittleredgirl on August 29th, 2005 10:42 pm (UTC)
It r because itunes is the ONE TRUE MUSICAL PROPHET, and winamp clearly is just working to nefarious and demonic ends. *fears yours a lot*
Bitch-extraordinaire!: Bettesakuracorr on August 29th, 2005 09:55 pm (UTC)
Does it count if you use any program on shuffle? I am very bad about doing this stuff with the radio, so I think it might be fun to meme-mize it! :D
Little Redmylittleredgirl on August 29th, 2005 10:43 pm (UTC)
Well, we've discovered through trial and error that winamp may be slightly evil. ;) However, you should try it! Just be wary of False Prophets, etc.
I joined the Rebel Alliance ironically: ronon/teyla kiss memorwen_peredhil on August 29th, 2005 10:44 pm (UTC)
Hee! I stole this from you. Some of the answers are hilarious.
Little Red: sga - ronon cup of sex - jainamsolomylittleredgirl on August 30th, 2005 01:53 pm (UTC)
Best. Meme. Ever!
Nikenikej on August 30th, 2005 01:09 pm (UTC)

Do people secretly lust after me?
"Shut Up & Sleep With Me" - Sin with Sebastion

Little Red: xf - diana slut - liminallizmylittleredgirl on August 30th, 2005 01:54 pm (UTC)
I KNOW. OMG. That song is so ridiculous. I'm so worried I'm going to end up singing it to myself when out in public someday.
Nikenikej on August 30th, 2005 02:22 pm (UTC)
I had to download it and listen to it after that. And it is heeeeeeee!
Narenrpgmaniac666 on August 30th, 2005 03:45 pm (UTC)
Very cool.. I'm gonna have to do that now.
*Pilfers and dons his headphones*