OMGWTF THEY KILLED THE SHEPHERD! I did not just misspell that, omg. AND THEN THEY KILLED WASH! AND OMG I HATE THEM.
It was a truly fantastic movie that was SO MUCH FUN to watch. OMGFUN. It was a great ride!
Aside from the ABOVE ALL CAPS OF TEARS AND RAGE, there were really only minutes that I didn't totally enjoy watching, duuuude. Basically, and I know EVERYONE will defriend me now... I really didn't like Kaylee in this. And so I was, to Gira: "She had nothing to do!" and Gira's all "Well, except have sex with Simon. Which was all she was about in the series anyway." Which made me go "OH MY GOD, IT IS SO TRUE" and I think that's why I just can't love Kaylee the way everyone else loves Kaylee, even though she's adorably sweet and I'd want to just bake her cookies all the time in real life, because I don't really like Kaylee and Simon as a romantic pairing, necessarily. Though I could start to see the appeal of Mal/Inara in this, which I had never seen before. I am seeing the light ONE STEP AT A TIME. *shrugs* No one wants to hear me complain! OMG, MOVIE WAS FANTASTIC!
Gira and I CLUNG to each other's hands until we were BRUISED the whole movie. *finger cramps*
BUT OH MY GOD JAYNE I STILL LOVE YOU. OH MY GOD RIVER. OH MY GOD EVERYONE. OH MY GOD YAY. Except for the parts where they DIED.
And I understand now why Lizabee has made River her ROLE MODEL OF POWER, because that didn't make much sense until I saw the movie. YAY RIVER!
And and and I totally didn't get that they were tooling around ONE solar system this whole time! In the first thirty seconds of the movie there was a whole lot of "Ohhhhhhhh!" from me. All along I thought this was a galactic thinggy and when they talked about The Rim or whatever they call it, they meant the galactic rim. Never mind! I have been educated!
Was I the only one who had a moment of "omg, they're TOTALLY going to have them all die and the Important PSA not get released just to fuck with us, aren't they!" when Mal and The Dude were fighting up on that ledge thing?
It rocked hardcore! I am so flailingly grateful that people made me watch the series and let me come along to the screening, joy joy joy. :) They all went out to dinner, but I am going to go sleep in front of the Sox game now.