Little Red (mylittleredgirl) wrote,
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"Sachi/George Foreman OTP!" and other unfortunate Sheryl quotes

Okay, actually, that's the only one I can remember right now. What prompted it was the fact that we purchased for GEORGE FOREMAN KNOCKOUT SURFACE CLEANER for, like, 70 cents at Big!Lots. I have been getting my 70 cents' worth by scrubbing down Fort Awesome in a manner that's not at all compulsive, either (OH SHUT UP, it is totally normal to wash light bulbs). My OTP with George Foreman is totally on the rocks, though, because I actually don't much like this cleaner and am totally cheating on it with the No Brand Windex. Fortunately, I've worked through half the bottle already, and then I can move on to Sachi/Other Cleaning Product OTP.

Favorite Surface Cleaner?

Fantastik!
3(8.8%)
409
5(14.7%)
Scrubbing Bubbles
2(5.9%)
Windex
4(11.8%)
GEORGE FOREMAN.
0(0.0%)
Other!
7(20.6%)
I am morally opposed to cleaning, but am not morally opposed to polls.
13(38.2%)

Other?

Favorite Surface Cleaner Commercial?

Fantastik!
0(0.0%)
Giddy Up 409
2(6.2%)
Weeee're the scrubbing buuuubbles...
3(9.4%)
Windex! The crows!
5(15.6%)
GEORGE FOREMAN DOESN'T NEED A COMMERCIAL!
3(9.4%)
Other!
7(21.9%)
I think you should have used ticky-boxes for this poll instead, omg!!1!
12(37.5%)

Other?



In other Totally Not Compulsive News, my vacuum cleaner has an attachment which is meant to VACUUM THE WALLS, which I then gleeefully did at Sheryl's encouragement. Then I started to worry about myself when I started vacuuming the freezer.

The source of all this totally normal cleaning gleee? WE HAVE FORT AWESOME!! We have signed a lease and gotten keys and everything! IT IS A HOUSE! So much joy. We set up the TV first, of course, and watched Anastasia and lots of Lois & Clark. We would like Clark Kents for Christmas, kthanx.

keenween and jupiterempath called mid-cleaning-spree(e) to ask us the following Very Important Star Trek Question:

The Klingon penis?

Much like a normal penis, only with more honor.
5(15.2%)
Ridged for her pleasure.
12(36.4%)
They might actually have more than one, what with all their redunant organs!
1(3.0%)
Just let me check my Star Trek Alien Anatomy Reference Book...
0(0.0%)
Well, there was that one guy at the Star Trek convention, but I'm not sure he was REALLY a Klingon...
3(9.1%)
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU AND YOUR FRIENDS!?
1(3.0%)

Just in case they DO have more than one, what is the plural of penis?

Penises
3(8.8%)
Penes
4(11.8%)
Penii
19(55.9%)
Penis
0(0.0%)
Yes, please.
6(17.6%)
I AM UNFRIENDING YOU.
2(5.9%)


Oh! Oh! And in case any of you still thought there was hope for our sanities, we, er, might have gotten more mice. And by "might" I mean "totally did."

BUT WAIT! This wasn't just your regular impulse pets! No! We had to, see, because this one poor sweet mouse (potentially named Teyla) HAD HER EARS BITTEN OFF by other mice at PetCo, and therefore NEEDED to be rescued. And then, of course, she needed a friend who doesn't BITE HER EARS OFF so that she wouldn't have to be quarrantined by herself. The mouse temporarily named Ronon is the l33test wheel-runner and totally defends Teyla in a really cute way.

As far as the Sparky mice, we got them a new XTREME cage. The wheel glows in the dark, so now we just need a DJ and it really will be XTREME! John is totally whipped, and occasionally gets trapped in the XTREME wheel because he's afraid to get down unless Lizzie shoves him. Lizzie has turned into a right little bitch and attacks John needlessly, but she's totally the smartest one, prompting us to want to rename her Lois Lane. (If this occurs, Ronon will become Clark because of his totally superior running ski11z, John will end up being Jimmy Olsen, and Teyla might be Martha Kent, as sadly, there is not an easily available character on any of our shows who HAS NO EARS. Either way, we will soon post mouse-y pictures of Ronon/Clark's naked chest.)

Pictures will come eventually.

We still haven't seen new episodes of 'lantis. It is killing me slowly and painfully, but I will continue to drown my sorrows by cleaning with my good buddy GEORGE FOREMAN.
Tags: fort awesome, life: sparky mice
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