Seriously, where on the warning labels does it say will destroy your ability to properly deduce the emotional states of fictional characters and everybody will wind up sounding like they are on Days Of Their Lives?
I'm not saying it doesn't beat suicide, I'm just saying that John is probably going to sue me for defamation of character.
(On the upside, I am writing something!)
(p.s. and omg, I have bought Season 1 of The X-Files. BABY SCULLY WHO DOESN'T KNOW WHAT SHE'S IN FOR!! OMG, the cuteness. And she had, like, a life and stuff in the original cuts, which just completely changes her character.)