Little Red (mylittleredgirl) wrote,
Little Red

R.I.P. Evil Russian Goldfish

Today we mourn the loss of two patriots of questionable allegiances, two brave goldfish who survived six long years (unexpected in their chosen paths of espionage) and well over 4,000 miles of car travel.

The aquatic division of the neo-KGB is still investigating the circumstances surrounding the untimely demise of their operatives Olga and Masha. Suspects include, but are not limited to, the three goldfish inherited from w0lfstar who go under the aliases of Flopsy, Mopsy and Cotton-Tail.

They will be sorely missed, and it is believed by this agent of the Jolt Central Intelligence that we may never truly unravel all of the mysteries that our erstwhile heroes (and occasional villains) have left in their wake.

Due to the nature of their work and the necessity of continued anonymity in the face of international security concerns, services will not be publically held.

-- Secret Agent Little Red
Jolt Central Intelligence
Western Division
Tags: jolt central intelligence

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