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05 October 2006 @ 04:31 pm
the good shepherd  
I just got Viagra spam from Jesus.
 
 
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Your *Mom*'s A Cylon!: DARK BLUE (featherjean)astrum_presul on October 5th, 2006 11:34 pm (UTC)
*dies*

Everything about that (including your icon) is wrong.

*cackles anyway*
Little Red: sga - lizzie slightly evil - lilwitchymylittleredgirl on October 6th, 2006 12:18 am (UTC)
Don't blame me! *I* didn't send it!
MV: futurama - god needs boozemrv3000 on October 5th, 2006 11:39 pm (UTC)
Too. Many. Jokes.

*implodes*
Little Red: lc - naughty idea - _toiletseatgirlmylittleredgirl on October 6th, 2006 12:17 am (UTC)
I know! There's just nowhere to start!
miera_c: all smilesmiera_c on October 6th, 2006 01:32 am (UTC)
It's not easy being 2000 years old.

going to hell, going to hell, so very much going to hell
Little Red: sga - lizzie slightly evil - lilwitchymylittleredgirl on October 8th, 2006 08:21 pm (UTC)
At that age, I'd definitely advise consulting a physician before taking any prescription medication...

I think I need an "omg so damned" icon or something.
redbeardredbeard on October 6th, 2006 01:43 am (UTC)
The number of innapropriate responses that I have just deleted is truly impressive.

Then again, I've been getting a lot of spam lately that seems to be ENCOURAGING premature ejaculation. Although most of them make references to President Bush and Dennis Hastert. Weird.
Little Red: lc - super funny - letsey_xmylittleredgirl on October 8th, 2006 08:21 pm (UTC)
... I'd appreciate it if you didn't mention "President Bush" and "ejaculation" in close proximity on my journal pages again. *scribs page with soap*
Lisa Yaegerlisayaeger on October 6th, 2006 01:45 am (UTC)
Better than Pfizer trying to sell you Christianity.
Little Red: sg - cult - me!mylittleredgirl on October 8th, 2006 08:22 pm (UTC)
You do make an excellent point, there. But would it be available by prescription only?
Lisa Yaegerlisayaeger on October 8th, 2006 08:25 pm (UTC)
I think you would need a note from God or someone Religious like The Pope.
Tammy - never give up, never surrender: SG1 - Hairdresser - besydbesyd on October 6th, 2006 02:12 am (UTC)
I could so say something, share a little in joke, but I'm sure a bolt of lightning would come through the Internet and get me. Maybe I'll email it to you sometime.
Little Red: sga - lizzie slightly evil - lilwitchymylittleredgirl on October 8th, 2006 08:23 pm (UTC)
omg please do.
moomoominlady on October 6th, 2006 08:12 am (UTC)
*Dies*

Poor guy. I'm guessing he hasn't had much use for them lately...
Little Red: sga - lizzie slightly evil - lilwitchymylittleredgirl on October 8th, 2006 08:24 pm (UTC)
But if we turn to Jesus, we can find untold ecstacy!
bookbabe1999bookbabe1999 on October 6th, 2006 09:26 pm (UTC)
talk about the second coming.... *snort*
Little Red: lc - super funny - letsey_xmylittleredgirl on October 8th, 2006 08:25 pm (UTC)
Please consult a physician if supernatural erection lasts more than four hours...

Ahhhh, well, we can all go to hell together. Maybe they'll give us a group rate on a hotel.
Gennavagenna on October 7th, 2006 07:09 pm (UTC)
well the stuff must work pretty well because you know he got nailed!

*gets struck by lightening*
Little Red: lc - super funny - letsey_xmylittleredgirl on October 8th, 2006 08:26 pm (UTC)
I don't want to laugh! I don't! BUT I SO HAVE TO.

Bring on the lightning, man. *sigh*

*loves you*