The Oregon governor also-ran from this past election is totally writing up a contract ten feet from my desk! We all kinda squinted at him when he came in all, we've seen you before, and he was all, probably from all the campaigns on teevee [where people slung mud and such], and we were all, ooooh! Because it is rare people crawl out of the teevee and buy condos from us.
And Gabe Kapler is retiring, which isn't actually political at all. GAAAAAAAAAAABE!