*gasps all around*
This bit of brilliance has been brought to you, after two long weeks of deliberation, by the Psychological Services and Health Services of Brown University.
Despite the decidedly non-expert opinion of those three skeevy guys in the townie bar I was at a few nights ago who think "skinny girls are hot" losing weight creeps me (and doctors who are not fooled by me wearing winter boots and sweaters on scales -- "Boston Public," you lie!) out and I should probably work myself up into a nutritional frenzy for awhile. Or, at least, a frenzy in which I desire to eat more than crackers, soup and juice.
Maybe if I tell my family that they can lay off about the fact that I'm "going blonde." (Not in a metaphorical airhead way, but in a let's-drag-out-pictures-to-show-FOR-REAL-h
*love!* and excessive information about the Life of Little Red