No! Trot! NOOOOOO!

Don't ask me how I manage to be surprised by trades that, like, the whole universe has known about for months. Apparently, denying the free-agentage of one's Red Sox Boyfriend can only go on so long.

Aw, hell, I guess I'm an Indians fan now.

Edit: Wait a second... I've got 3 red sox icons, featuring Nixon, Varitek and Foulke, all from The Golden Year. Foulke! Crap, I am an Indians fan.