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28 March 2007 @ 01:43 pm
Thou Shalt Not Cross The Office Help.  
THERE ARE DAYS, people.

Please send randomness!

I'll get you started:

The TV character I am most like evarr is probably Naomi Wildman, minus ze spikes and cute jumpers, plus a few years. I would still rilly like to grow up and be Beverly Crusher, though. You?

Mark L. Wahlberg = friend or foe? man or machine?

Did you know that Cold Stone will make you up a whole half-gallon of your favorite ice cream if you ask, and maybe just charge you for a quart? THEY WILL.

I kind of think most people on TV need to Do It.

Your turn. ... GO!
 
 
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jammer0307jammer0307 on March 28th, 2007 10:08 pm (UTC)
See my journal!

Do I get birthday pressies (as in fic)? 'cause I turn 22 in like six hours!

My profs are jackasses.

Chase/Cameron is so screwed up its cute.

I'd actually rather be Troi, thanks!

I have no job prospects at the moment.

I'm going to Europe in May.

I think that catches you up on J! news.
Little Red: trek - dax ooh! - viresse_iconsmylittleredgirl on March 28th, 2007 11:01 pm (UTC)
You turn 22 SOONER there than here on cause of time zones! I think perhaps given the short notice... fanfic haiku?

A darkened mess hall.
Chakotay yells out: "Surprise!"
Janeway says, "You're dead."

-

Daniel spends the day
sick in the infirmary
Jack smuggles in cake

-

Lois Lane's birthday
in a hijacked air force jet
"It's MY story, Clark."

-

Jean-Luc hates parties.
"For he's a jolly good man..."
Bev kisses his cheek.
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miera_c: bunny groupmiera_c on March 28th, 2007 10:08 pm (UTC)
Little Redmylittleredgirl on March 28th, 2007 11:07 pm (UTC)
IT'S OKAY BUNNY!
Sallyslm76 on March 28th, 2007 10:11 pm (UTC)
I actually ran a group for the adult Naomi/Icheb pairing (as seen in the episode Shattered). We had well over a dozen members. Hey, it's a nicer thought than anyone paired with Neelix.
Little Red: trek - naomi wildman - jen717mylittleredgirl on March 28th, 2007 11:33 pm (UTC)
I think you told me this before and I was REALLY SCARED. And you told me to calm down, and I probably said "er, okay!" because I couldn't really put my finger on WHY it was scary, beyond that Icheb is kinda creepy, though I love him. The twins should've stayed around, and there could have been a wacky preteen love triangle with Naomi full of hijinks!
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Human Collaborator Flunkie Pool!fic Muse: sara (by angellemyst)joyfulfeather on March 28th, 2007 10:25 pm (UTC)
I relate overly much to Sara Sidle on CSI, except that I'm really not very much like her. I just kinda want to be. Except not, since she's kinda screwed up.

My favorite flavor of ice cream is cinnamon. Seriously, have you ever had it? It's like a very very cold, not so sticky sweet cinnamon roll. Best thing ever. Man, now I'm craving it.

I have 20 empty soda cans on my desk.
Little Red: csi - nick sara greg - aprileightysixmylittleredgirl on March 28th, 2007 11:48 pm (UTC)
Do not be as Sara Sidle bes. For she be kind of bonkers. Howev, sometimes has nice hair. But ONLY SOMETIMES. So, in conclusion, we should probably select role models who do not contractually have to have horrible crises in in sweeps weeks!

Cinnamon ice cream!? OMG GOOD-SOUNDING. I like the crazy flavors you get at Japanese-food restaurants. Green tea ice cream!
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MegTDJ: House How Rad Am I - mrsmfitzgeraldmeg_tdj on March 28th, 2007 10:31 pm (UTC)
I finally have a good picture of Kitty!!

Um... the TV character I'm most like is House, which scares me... :P
Little Red: xf - scully baby - carolinamylittleredgirl on March 28th, 2007 11:52 pm (UTC)
She is so cute!! Her hair is darker than the other girls', right? Or is it just that picture?

... but if you = House then does it mean that your Hugh Laurie obsession is really narcissism? DISCUSS.
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pellucid: XF Enthusiasmpellucid on March 28th, 2007 11:03 pm (UTC)
This seems to be one of those days for my entire flist. You're fired, Wednesday!

My students are morons, and I'm about to resort to the flinging the essays down the stairs version of grading (A-F depending on how far they fall). I need to learn to let go of the idea that they actually read and care about the comments I write.

My time management issues would be CURED if I could only make my brain obsess about work in the way it is currently obsessing about Battlestar Galactica. Hours wasted, I tell you! I'm actually rather glad it's going away for nine months.

Cold Stone ain't got nothing on Graeter's ice cream. Best Stuff EVAR!!!!! I think it may be sort of a Kentucky/Southern Ohio thing, though. I miss it!

Is it evidence of insanity when I say that the TV character I'd most like to grow up is either Dana Scully or Laura Roslin? Much to love in both cases, yes, but seriously? I'm screwed up enough as it is.

*dives back into teh grading*
Little Red: xf - scully baby - carolinamylittleredgirl on March 28th, 2007 11:56 pm (UTC)
TOTALLY. Stair-flinging! It's actually a Real Actual Grading Science, because heavier essays fall farther, and those are the people who have added lots of bibliographic addendums.

I have never had your superior Kentucky ice cream!!

I think a lot of people wanted to grow up and be Dana Scully. I totally did too! And then things just started to go DOWNHILL, you know.
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mehhhhhh: crazehcnidarian on March 28th, 2007 11:04 pm (UTC)
If you look at a word long enough it makes NO SENSE WHATSOEVER!

My right ear is lobed and my left is not - which makes me a genetic freak.

I have taken a furtive pee on at least 3 UNESCO World Heritage Sites.

Can Dakota Fanning scream like a banshee or what?

I have no idea what I'm doing for the rest of my life and it scares me.

Writing about sex makes you feel like a tit.
Little Red: b5 - ivanova oven - crazybeemylittleredgirl on March 29th, 2007 12:00 am (UTC)
THAT IS SO TRUE! All words look BIZARRELY misspelled if you stare long enough, and then you begin to doubt the fabric of Realty Itself. THAT WAY LIES MADNESS.

Did they use you as a freak-of-genetics example in high school biology? They always used me as an example of recessive genes, for I have teh red hair. Also, an example of infidelity, if I married a redhead and then had a non-redheaded baby.

Dakota Fanning totally had to audition that scream.
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Your *Mom*'s A Cylon!: not crazy (goldie_gal)astrum_presul on March 28th, 2007 11:11 pm (UTC)
I'm not sure what TV character I am most like, 'cause every time I find a new tv person that I omg!adore, I try to be like them. So I'm like this crazy amalgamation of Buffy Summers, Dana Scully, Elizabeth Weir, and Laura Roslin.

Friend, but definitely a machine.

OH GOD, DON'T TELL ME THAT!!! I'm trying to lose weight, not add an extension onto myself! No amount of Mint Cookies and Cream is worth that!

I send myself email whenever I haven't gotten any in a few hours, just to make sure that the server isn't down.

I dye my hair at the end of every semester as some sort of weird cleansing ritual. About two or three days after the semester's over, I change my hair color. It's strrraaaaange.

I own 9 or 10 little-league baseball t-shirts, and I've never played baseball.

Ummm....I have a really messy room right now!

And I just pulled in two roommates for the fall!
Little Red: xf - msr original 'ship - liminallizmylittleredgirl on March 29th, 2007 12:10 am (UTC)
I suspect your life is SUPERNATURALLY ANGSTY, then!

You could just BUY the ice cream and LOOK at it and then throw it away, so you will have the joy of ordering it and then feel morally superior for not eating it?

Why do you have so many baseball shirts and what did you do with the Little Leaguers that were inside of them!?!?!??
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Vicki: Gate Tennyson selluinlaervicki595 on March 28th, 2007 11:12 pm (UTC)
College admission essays are really Hard.

Especially when you don't really have any academic goals.

Pastrami is pretty gross.

I think I worked out that if Jack and Sam spawned and so did Daniel and Janet and their kids had offspring together? That would be me. Which is a scary thought.

We think the manager of the Cold Stone next to us is a drug dealer. (Only not really). But then there's also one girl in the store who decided that our manager was having an affair with him because they were seen in a car together. Yeah. Which then led someone else to ask if that meant that everytime our manager was in a car with someone, she was having sex with them. And I just went, "Uh oh!"

...Actually, there have been others apparently who have thought that we're having an affair.

This is such good procrastination.
Little Red: pluto - teenmisfitukmylittleredgirl on March 28th, 2007 11:41 pm (UTC)
I thought if Jack and Sam spawned and Daniel and Janet spawned and they had a kid than THAT KID would be the ancestor of BEVERLY AND WESLEY CRUSHER. Ascendy genes and mad doctor ski11z!

Your manager is totally moonlighting on the side FOR ICE CREAM.

I had a friend whose college essay was about how he once mixed up the grossest stuff he could find into a blender and drank it as an urban teenage hazing ritual. So you should write about BLENDING PASTRAMI. Mwahahaha. Ew. EW.
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surferartchick: Alan Rickmansurferartchick on March 28th, 2007 11:38 pm (UTC)
College is over rated.

I'm allergic to Chocolate and yet...

9.5 is how man earth's can fit inside of saturn and 9.5 is also how many sun's could fit in between the earth and saturn.

My iq is 142 and yet I only get paid median.
Little Red: sga - arts & crafts - qwirkymylittleredgirl on March 29th, 2007 12:02 am (UTC)
Which means we will all eventually be killt by a 9.5 richter earthquake! IT IS WRITTEN BY SCIENCE.

My IQ might also be 142! But it was determined by a 10-question online quizlet, so I'm not sure how accurate that really was. THE SATs SAY THAT I AM SMRT.

I think I might need an icon that just says "Science!"
entertaining in a disturbing waylyssie on March 28th, 2007 11:51 pm (UTC)
Fish.
Little Redmylittleredgirl on March 29th, 2007 12:01 am (UTC)
BUT I NEED A THREE!
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Lisa Yaeger: desksex: vickyoceanlisayaeger on March 29th, 2007 01:07 am (UTC)
I hope I'm most like Janeway, but probably am closer to Troi.

Marky Mark confuses me. I think he's a man, but it's not like I know for sure or anything.

Ice cream is awesome, but I can only eat Ben & Jerry's! Preferrably Coffee, Coffee, Buzz, Buzz, Buzz

SEX!
Little Red: temptation islandmylittleredgirl on March 29th, 2007 01:10 am (UTC)
Actually, the non-Marky Mark Mark Wahlberg, the one who hosted Temptation Island. Don't worry, I don't think anyone actually got it. WHAT IS THE MATTER WTIH YOU PEOPLE!? Did you actually have something better to do with your time than watch that show???

*GASP* But you INTRODUCED me to Cold Stone! Have you forsaken me?
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Little Red: temptation islandmylittleredgirl on March 29th, 2007 01:15 am (UTC)
Omigod ew ew ewwwwwwww!! *flails* I asked for that, though, with the Man Or Machine comment. *hyperventilates* *eyes icon for any sudden movements*

I worked my whole life to get to a point where I would no longer be mistaken for Anne of Green Gables. Success, at long last! Pippi Longstocking kind of seriously rocked, though.

I have always kind of been Naomi Wildman, though. :) Her teevee situation reminds me of my childhood.
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Little Red: trek - t'pol's mom - anrmylittleredgirl on March 29th, 2007 05:58 pm (UTC)
Helen Mirren is TOTALLY the poster child for How I Want To Age. Nice icon choice there.
anr: sheppardweir responsibleanr on March 29th, 2007 04:15 am (UTC)
All people on TV should be Doing It. It should be, like, a community service or something.

Also! Random sheppard/weir fic snippet, just for you:

*

She dozes, drifts, remembers and understands. When she opens her eyes, she thinks John might be crying.

"It wasn't your fault," she says. "On Acren? I never blamed you. There was no way you could have foreseen their arrival, no way you could have stopped them. There was simply too many of them and not enough of us. Being captured, what they did -- it was inevitable."

Payback's a bitch, she thinks.

He stands and fumbles with his coat pocket. "I should have found you sooner."

She opens her mouth for the piece of chocolate he holds out to her. Sucks on it until her tongue is slick with sugar. "It wouldn't have made a difference."

He watches her close her eyes. "It would have to me."

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*smooch*