Little Red (mylittleredgirl) wrote,
Little Red

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*woo* writing from beyond the grave

The Postal Service of Brown University declared me dead.


They sealed my mailbox, threw out all my mail, and deleted me from their system.

"Huh. That's weird. You're [my full name]?"

"Yes." *flashes Brown card*

"And you didn't graduate."

"No... I'm on leave."

"That's weird. Usually they only do this for students who have passed away."

Hee. I should probably check to make sure they didn't tell my credit card companies that I was dead if/when they returned the statements to sender...

On the upside, now I don't have to file two months' worth of un-dealt-with mail :) Although I need to chase down a whole bunch of bills now, and I have *no* recollection of whatever else might have come there. Oh well, I suppose my early demise buys me a little time!

In slightly less morbid news -- I'm back in Rhode Island, and on the way Mumsey and I ran into alosersdream and ambermystery at a random rest stop on the Mass Pike! And I got to say happy birthday to my lovely sister in person!! Again: "Happy Birthday alosersdream!"

Thank you to everyone who sent comments/emails of love and support after my last message. I am truly awed to have such wonderful friends and st. a sibs.

-- Little Red, who would like to be posthumously channeled at all future Drinking Stargate or Chinese Poker events.

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