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14 April 2004 @ 07:36 pm
*woo* writing from beyond the grave  
The Postal Service of Brown University declared me dead.


They sealed my mailbox, threw out all my mail, and deleted me from their system.

"Huh. That's weird. You're [my full name]?"

"Yes." *flashes Brown card*

"And you didn't graduate."

"No... I'm on leave."

"That's weird. Usually they only do this for students who have passed away."

Hee. I should probably check to make sure they didn't tell my credit card companies that I was dead if/when they returned the statements to sender...

On the upside, now I don't have to file two months' worth of un-dealt-with mail :) Although I need to chase down a whole bunch of bills now, and I have *no* recollection of whatever else might have come there. Oh well, I suppose my early demise buys me a little time!

In slightly less morbid news -- I'm back in Rhode Island, and on the way Mumsey and I ran into alosersdream and ambermystery at a random rest stop on the Mass Pike! And I got to say happy birthday to my lovely sister in person!! Again: "Happy Birthday alosersdream!"

Thank you to everyone who sent comments/emails of love and support after my last message. I am truly awed to have such wonderful friends and st. a sibs.

-- Little Red, who would like to be posthumously channeled at all future Drinking Stargate or Chinese Poker events.
feel: exanimateexanimate
hear: TV -- commercial for B5 S5!
Fallon Ashfallon_ash on April 15th, 2004 01:24 am (UTC)
yo, you! I have time like, tomorrow and Friday... if you want weekend, I can probably squeeze you in... somewhere... Monday can be arranged as well... and then I go back to Sweden on Tuesday........
jammer0307jammer0307 on April 15th, 2004 01:45 am (UTC)
Hon, all I can say is hahahahaha. I can't believe they declared you dead. That's just fucking hilarious!

Its bad about the bills, but everything else is funny.

*hugs and muchlove*

nenya_kanadka on April 15th, 2004 04:19 am (UTC)
You *are* me! Meaning that I ignore my mail (but haven't been declared dead *quite* yet!) even without having mono. And stay up insanely late (yes, meals at two a.m.) and spend more time thinking about fiction and livejournal icons than talking to RL friends....

I think I'm starting to scare myself. :)

May you live a loooong, long time, and prosper like crazy--


mystic_isles000 on April 15th, 2004 07:31 am (UTC)
OMG that's horrible!