dirty words

In the year 2005 I resolve to: Become a slut. Get your resolution here

First time! <-- that is ambiguous, in context. I meant "I didn't even refresh the page!" Hilariously, this isn't that far off ;)

Okay, so, I actually did make a bunch of carefully-worded renunciations and intentions that sounded very pretty in my head and substantially less pretty when said out loud, and they had nothing to do with sex. I need to write them up at some point soon anyway to post them someplace visible, so I'll post them here too when I'm feeling less flippant.

I do rather prefer keenween and my no-one-said-the-word-RESOLUTION-at-this-party to call 2005 "The Year Of Sex" (tm besyd, actually, though she was talking about that fanfic I wrote).

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