August 15th, 2006

b5 - ivanova oven - crazybee

The Rat Baby Diary Giveth, And The Rat Baby Diary Taketh Away.

Mysterious Baby #13 LIVES! Little Red's camera batteries, however, do not. Neither does Little Red's sense of self, because Lela wins the battle of wills, and before 7 AM, no less.

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Poll #796819 The Little Red Is Too Tired For The Funny Poll!

Mysterious Baby #13?

THOR!
18(34.0%)
I'm sure there's a perfectly reasonable scientific explanation, Mulder...
19(35.8%)
Clearly in possession of powers beyond those of mortal rats.
7(13.2%)
Orchestrating all of this for more rat baby diary airtime.
9(17.0%)

Should Little Red's camera actually be broken, how should the baby rat diary best be immortalized from here on in?

Interperative dance.
11(20.4%)
Anthropomorphized as two houses on The Sims, with Mysterious Baby #13 the result of an abduction cheat code.
5(9.3%)
The Best Fanfic Ever where Pairing Of Your Choice have like ten thousand babies!
5(9.3%)
Stick figure cartoons with thought bubbles on MS Paint.
25(46.3%)
Periodic posts about how I don't have a camera, punctuated with lots of asterisks and exclamation points and the word *flail.* (Realism Is For Lovers, baby.)
8(14.8%)