August 9th, 2007

xf - wouldn't shut up - carolina

dialing for dollars

1) I have my license! My real live Oregon Real Estate License right here in my hot little hands. In my first official act as Licensed Real Estate Wench (per my sales manager, who says I have now graduated up from "Office Wench," though my job title and salary have not changed) is to call three hundred people and let them know about our new tower launch.

2) Anybody want to buy a condo in Portland? I can get you first pick of views and a smokin' deal. ;) Little Red Realty, at your service.

3) I have financially un-fucked myself. It will take about 3 months (W.T.F.) to get reimbursed by my company for the money I spent on office supplies, but I don't have to buy them out-of-pocket anymore from here on out. Now all I need is to apply for a new credit card and bring in my drycleaning (unrelated, but important), and then I will be 100% awesome.

4) Rattie McCutersons One and Two are still at the Humane Society. Sister and I promised the universe we would adopt them if they were still there as of 5 PM today, because I apparently need more things in my life to be responsible for. However, I did see a Beagle puppy yesterday SO CUTE that I almost adopted him without thinking about things like 10-hour workdays and Doggy Daycare, so I can just keep telling myself while taking care of the new rats, at least it is not a Beagle puppy.
sga - sparktober

Livejournal: A Poem.

A is for alosersdream, that redheaded belle.
B is for besyd, who taught me to spell.
C is for cat_b, my firstest best friend
D is driftingatdusk, who changed her name again.
E is for elly427, who wrote about pants.
F is for froggoddess, who likes contra-dance.
G is for grav_ity, and she digs up rocks.
H is havocthecat, who likes to knit socks.
I is in_parentheses, who rides on the T
J is johngnassi: "I'm A Doctor, Trust Me."
K is for keenween, who drives a big car,
L is for liminalliz, who works at Basestar.
M is for meg_tdj, who loooooves C.I.
and also mspooh, who loves coffee guys.
nenya_kanadka moved away from the cold
ornithoptercat embroiders in gold.
P is phrenitis, who works for Warner Brothers
Q is for qwirky, who writes crack!fic for others.
R is for redbeard, who likes pirates and wine
S is saidshe, but "nematode" doesn't rhyme.
T is taraljc and Jake 2.0,
U is unwinding, who I don't really know.
V is victorycabbage, whose username rocks,
W is wildtiger7: GOOOOO RED SOX!
X is for X-files, my first fandom of joy
Y is yamadara, who I know through suzvoy
Z is for zeropointsnark, (someday we'll update it)
And that is my alphabet. Congrats! You made it!