June 2nd, 2011

dwts - hines/kym

Critical Glitter Deficiency

I'm going through withdrawal. I'm wasting away here as a pale shell of myself without the constant infusion of spray-tanned bodies and awkwardly covered pop tunes. (Bizarre sidenote: People in my office today were talking about how they apparently go spray-tanning all the time. The fuck? People do that outside of reality shows? I thought that was strictly limited to Jersey Shore, Dancing With the Stars and child-abuse sideshow Toddlers and Tiaras.)

So I scoured the internet and found a few videos I hadn't seen from a Pittsburgh local news site. Local news is such a weird thing, primarily because the local newscasters all seem like they're from the group of slightly odd, close-talking people at your local church who decide they're best friends with you. I don't even know.

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