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13 June 2007 @ 10:55 am
eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeek!  
Okay. Hi.

I have a fear of zombies. Like, completely irrational, somebody mentions a movie they saw once that sort of included the undead and I run screaming out of the room.

So yes! I'm sure it's very funny that everyone is blogging the giant zombie uprising, but I read medie's post and reflexively huddled under my desk and grabbed something sharp. (My office-mates are sort of wondering why I've been running around with a letter opener all day. My fear of zombies (reanimaphobia?) cannot be explained to regular people.)

Developer: "Hey, Sachi! They're putting in the flowers you wanted out front -- come check it out!"
Me: "Er... I can't go outside."
Developer: "...?"
Me: "JUST IN CASE."

So, er, I will not be writing zombie drabbles. In fact, posting zombie drabbles in my journal (using zombie icons, gnawing on my limbs, etc) will be grounds for IMMEDIATE UNFRIENDING for the duration of the apocalypse.
 
 
am: werk
feel: scaredabject terror!
 
 
 
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Little Red: trek - naomi wildman - jen717mylittleredgirl on June 13th, 2007 06:17 pm (UTC)
*hides pitifully behind you*
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(no subject) - mylittleredgirl on June 13th, 2007 06:29 pm (UTC) (Expand)
(no subject) - wiliqueen on June 13th, 2007 06:51 pm (UTC) (Expand)
(no subject) - mylittleredgirl on June 14th, 2007 06:08 pm (UTC) (Expand)
(no subject) - wiliqueen on June 14th, 2007 06:23 pm (UTC) (Expand)
A.j.: atlantisaj on June 13th, 2007 06:35 pm (UTC)
What if it's fic about Elizabeth hiding behind her couch while John's trying to WATCH the zombie movie? And then she mashes popcorn in his hair and they end up having a pillow fight that knocks the dvd player off the table and irrevocably scratches the dvd and then John tickles Elizabeth until she nearly pees because she destroyed his only copy of "Dawn of the Dead"?

Would that be okay?
Little Red: b5 - corps is mother - thatfangirlmylittleredgirl on June 13th, 2007 06:38 pm (UTC)
*wibble*

But there would still be ZOMBIES!!

Although that would definitely be more okay. Zombie movies in fanfic about tv shows is enough removed through several layers of media for it to be okay. Fanfic that contains real actual zombies? NOT OKAY OMG EEK.
(no subject) - aj on June 13th, 2007 06:45 pm (UTC) (Expand)
(no subject) - mylittleredgirl on June 13th, 2007 06:56 pm (UTC) (Expand)
Valerie - Postmodern Pollyanna: laughwiliqueen on June 13th, 2007 06:48 pm (UTC)
Hee! I've just run across three in a row, the first one being from one of the Babes. So in my initial skimming I wasn't actually surprised she was talking about everying saying "Braaaaaaaainns" in a meeting. I just figured it was out their next show. :-D
Little Red: trek - ezri teh angst - agentrosecottonmylittleredgirl on June 13th, 2007 06:52 pm (UTC)
*sob sob sob*
(no subject) - wiliqueen on June 13th, 2007 07:00 pm (UTC) (Expand)
(no subject) - mylittleredgirl on June 13th, 2007 07:03 pm (UTC) (Expand)
Julie, betrayer of the literary traditionsplash_the_cat on June 13th, 2007 07:00 pm (UTC)
Must. Resist. Temptation.
Little Red: fridge magnets otp - josephidesmylittleredgirl on June 14th, 2007 06:09 pm (UTC)
I appreciate your restraint. I understand these are challenging times. ;)
Bitch-extraordinaire!: Piper Halliwellsakuracorr on June 13th, 2007 07:02 pm (UTC)
I have to interrupt my indefinite hiatus from talking to you on this one, because it's a definite "Me too". OMG.

I've spent mornings rushing to my car because I am convinced sometimes there will be zombies there (sometimes zombie!dogs depending on my moods), or that zombies will be in dark rooms, and I have zombie nightmares, and I hate them I hate them so badly, it makes me want to cry, I don't even want to see pictures *weeps*

I got through a humor movie about them once, and it only traumatized me to the point where I freaked myself out for the next week from everything to going to the bathroom to constantly looking out the window to making sure they weren't on the street. So.
Little Red: b5 - corps is mother - thatfangirlmylittleredgirl on June 14th, 2007 06:11 pm (UTC)
LOL!

I laugh, but I'm really crying, because OMG ZOMBIES FLAIL AAAAAAAAIEEEEEEEE PLEEZ DON'T EAT MY BRAINS!

*criz*
Rose Wilde-Irishrosewildeirish on June 13th, 2007 07:13 pm (UTC)
Heh. Sorry. Will post anything graphic under a cut?
Little Red: b5 - corps is mother - thatfangirlmylittleredgirl on June 14th, 2007 06:12 pm (UTC)
I would hug you for that, but I'm afraid you have been turned into a zombie.
(no subject) - rosewildeirish on June 14th, 2007 06:17 pm (UTC) (Expand)
Ryuu: jades_icons: Jackcuddlekarma_aster on June 13th, 2007 07:42 pm (UTC)
Oh, thank god. I thought I was being irrational because it seemed like I was the only one having zombie fear.

We'll blog about fluffy things? And Sam and Jack having MAD SNUGGLEZ? And possibly kittens?
Little Redmylittleredgirl on June 14th, 2007 06:14 pm (UTC)
Fluffy things! And kittens! And NO ZOMBIES! Yessssss. :)

OMG, but what if the zombies get the kittens?? *bawls*
(no subject) - karma_aster on June 14th, 2007 06:23 pm (UTC) (Expand)
Karen T: AD - buster/sheeppoohmusings on June 13th, 2007 08:16 pm (UTC)
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

I mean, awwwww.

But, really, HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. :D *pets*

Me: "Er... I can't go outside."
Developer: "...?"
Me: "JUST IN CASE."


*dies*
Little Red: trek - ezri teh angst - agentrosecottonmylittleredgirl on June 14th, 2007 06:17 pm (UTC)
<3 <3 <3

And then! AND THEN! I watched the new Miami Ink, and they did a ZOMBIE SCENE.
a universal sighnaushika on June 13th, 2007 08:43 pm (UTC)
Sorry, you may want to avoid my recent post. XD
Little Redmylittleredgirl on June 14th, 2007 06:36 pm (UTC)
*hides*
רותם שחר (Ro): giggleroothekittykat on June 14th, 2007 01:25 am (UTC)
*clings*

this is a funny post :)

zombies are scary.
Little Red: joy of borg - cleverocitymylittleredgirl on June 14th, 2007 06:37 pm (UTC)
They ARE scary! OMG!!

I've still got my letter opener, though technically the apocalypse was yesterday.
(no subject) - roothekittykat on June 14th, 2007 08:17 pm (UTC) (Expand)
mysticalweather: SG-1 (spacemonkeyluvn) Oh snap!mysticalweather on June 14th, 2007 06:14 am (UTC)
Aw. *snuggles*

I love how it can't be explained to regular people...but you can post about such things here on LJ. *vbg*

*hands you anti-zombie spray*

~Misty
Little Red: joy of borg - cleverocitymylittleredgirl on June 14th, 2007 06:38 pm (UTC)
People on LJ understand these things. It's what makes us special. :)
Roxy: Gash- easily amusedchichiri on June 15th, 2007 01:49 pm (UTC)
That's rediculous. lol

So you're not a big fan of resident evil, I take it?