August 28th, 2012

sg - mini!OTP - A.j.

Very Important Mini!OTP Poll

I'm going mini!otp bonkers over here lately in a very self-centered way. One of the things about these alterna!verses is that we all have our own fanon that we write from, and sometimes I want mini!fic in general because of their cute imaginary faces and sometimes I want my mini!fic!verse that I have hypnotized myself into believing is canon. I watched "Fragile Balance" a few times this week to try and had to forcibly wedge my canon in there because otherwise I get upset watching where mini!Sam is all in our fandom heads OFF CAMERA.

Anyway, I found some very old, very tense-mangled, very unfinished fics of mine in my sprawling mess of "sg1randomness" word docs from 2004-2006! It raised some questions I'd like to crowdsource:

Poll #1863053 mini!poll 2012!

How long until the mini!otp hook up with the love and sexing?

Basically right away!
0(0.0%)
Not right away, but less than 6 months.
10(40.0%)
6 months to a year.
7(28.0%)
More than one year, but while they're still in high school.
3(12.0%)
Not until after they're grown up (or at least 18)!
3(12.0%)
Waaaay later in life.
0(0.0%)
NEVER, HAHA.
0(0.0%)
I'm a heathen and don't believe in mini!Sam.
0(0.0%)
NOBODY BETTER CLICK THOSE LAST TWO OPTIONS.
2(8.0%)

Upon reaching adulthood, you think the minis will:

Work with the SGC.
3(12.0%)
Do something similar-ish to their original life paths, but different (e.g. Sam is an academic physics nerd, Jack... flies something, I guess).
9(36.0%)
Make very different career choices.
5(20.0%)
Leave Earth entirely.
3(12.0%)
Just be adorable and have sex and babies a lot WHY ARE YOU WORRIED ABOUT DETAILS.
5(20.0%)

So really, why was Sam cloned?

Thor or Loki sneakily did it against Sam's will for no clear reason and she shows up as a surprise, haha!
6(12.0%)
Asgard conspiracy theory: The Asgard have been hoping S/J will breed more Evolutionary Step Forward children to solve their cloning issues, and this would double their chances of it happening without actually growing their own humans in a lab.
17(34.0%)
Asgard conspiracy theory: Since the opportunity presented itself, Thor wanted to "back up" Sam's intelligence in case the Asgard need more of her dumb ideas and the real Sam has gotten herself dead in the meantime.
19(38.0%)
Sam volunteers because she's on the coming edge of a mid-life crisis and wants a chance to be young again with her current wisdom.
2(4.0%)
Sam volunteers because she's attached to mini!Jack and doesn't want him to go through life alone.
6(12.0%)

Okay, what if I just made you pick your real favorite one?

Surprise mini!Sam, haha!
1(4.0%)
Asgard breeding conspiracy.
3(12.0%)
Asgard always back up your human geniuses conspiracy.
5(20.0%)
Mid-life crisis, do-over.
1(4.0%)
Love, errand of mercy, etc.
2(8.0%)
BECAUSE WE CAN, OKAY?
13(52.0%)

Okay, porn and the mini!OTP.

Yep, write it. They're adults through and through, they're just more flexible now.
11(44.0%)
No way, you're all kinds of breaking the law if you write smut while they're underage.
0(0.0%)
Eh, it's awkward because of their age. Maybe just some smooching and fading to black.
3(12.0%)
It's kinda pervy, but write it anyway.
8(32.0%)
I have complicated rules for this that I would like to propose in the comments.
3(12.0%)


Also: I totally want mini!OTP prompts. Prompt me for random mini!OTP ficlets / life activities / objects in their home / IDK, I'm desperate and even welcome your crappy song lyrics about love or whatever, really, I'm a mini!junkie at the mo.