Please to be telling me it is awesome!

In other news, the next person who says "Hey, Saaaaachi..." in my office might seriously get SLAPPED. I have lost all zen this week. Don't ask me where it went. GONE. If you have ever wanted me to rage on a topic in an uncensored manner? NOW IS THE TIME.

(Alternately, if you would like me to teach you how the photocopier works again? You hit. The start. BUTTON! NOW IS NOT THE TIME.)