2) Anybody want to buy a condo in Portland? I can get you first pick of views and a smokin' deal. ;) Little Red Realty, at your service.
3) I have financially un-fucked myself. It will take about 3 months (W.T.F.) to get reimbursed by my company for the money I spent on office supplies, but I don't have to buy them out-of-pocket anymore from here on out. Now all I need is to apply for a new credit card and bring in my drycleaning (unrelated, but important), and then I will be 100% awesome.
4) Rattie McCutersons One and Two are still at the Humane Society. Sister and I promised the universe we would adopt them if they were still there as of 5 PM today, because I apparently need more things in my life to be responsible for. However, I did see a Beagle puppy yesterday SO CUTE that I almost adopted him without thinking about things like 10-hour workdays and Doggy Daycare, so I can just keep telling myself while taking care of the new rats, at least it is not a Beagle puppy.