(It's a slow day at the office.)
You should totally check out this chart and write me comments in Morse Code!
I mean, if you're also bored.
(Comments in English, pig latin, esperanto, cave drawings in Paint, or any other format will also be accepted.)
[I laugh in the face of depression! HA HA HA HA! My nerdiness and use of exclamation points will defeat yoooou!]