Now, I could have taken this as a sign that the universe is Saving Me From Myself And That My Mother Is Right And Having A Dog Will Completely Ruin My Life In Untold Ways. Or I could spend the entire day on Petfinder.com conducting lots of elaborate searches. Which do you think I chose?
Witness ACTUALLY THE CUTEST DOG IN THE HISTORY OF THE UNIVERSE:
She is a mutt who was made in Taiwan! No, literally, she was found under somebody's car in Taiwan and shipped to Aloha, Oregon in somebody's luggage. OMFG. (Somewhere between Taiwan and Aloha she was spayed and house-trained.) I sent in an application and asked to find out more about her, to see if she would like living in the Aloha Island Abode (and future unknown residences of the Little Red Household). They might think I'm too weird, though, after requesting a pet meet for my pet rats (HEY, it shows responsible pet ownership, so shut it).
Do you think I will have to learn Chinese for a non-English-speaking dog?