MY HAIR IS BLUE. (Streaks that are unexpectedly seeeeeriously blue, and will need to be camouflaged for Realty TV.)
MY KITCHEN IS SPARKLY. (After the hair-dying, sis capped the bottle of peroxide and it exploded in my hands.)
MY BRAIN IS ON FIRE. (I have not been inspired to write a Long Fic in a really long time, because I seriously suck at it and lose a lot of friends that way but, um, OMG, I AM NOW. See item #1, and crossreference with "the only reason why the till-now unspoiled Little Red is not locked in a closet bawling.")
MY LIFE IS HAPPY. (I am getting TESSIE THE INTERNATIONAL WONDER DOGGIE tomorrow!!!!!!)
Pictures of doggie and hair tomorrow! I'm going to go watch "Hide & Seek," the cure for what ails you.