I LOVE YOU. THANK YOU FOR BEING BACK ON MY TEEVEE.
Also, Gagne? How the heck do you create such RIDICULOUS CRAZY TENSION in the ninth inning with a 10-3 lead?
Manny & Papi, I LOVE YOU NEVER CHANGE.
PLAY TROT NIXON. Thank you.
Sister and I decided last night that the dog's official name is Tessie the Rocket Dog. So when she tells me today: "I'm warming up to the name 'Laika'" is it wrong that I totally freaked out on her about how that will CURSE MY BASEBALL TEAM IN THIS POST-SEASON!? (Especially since the name "Laika" was my idea in the first place since she was the first doggie in space?)