Little Red (mylittleredgirl) wrote,
Little Red
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Take a memo!

Dear Dog:

Please stop pooping on my carpet.

Dear Little Red, Body Of:

You know that thing you do, where you get so tired for no reason that it's like constant screaming in my ears? Stop that.

Dear Red Sox:

OH MY GOD WHAT ARE YOU DOING PLEASE START ROCKING IMMEDIATELY KTHANX.

Dear Work:

You have reached your quota of SNAFU for the day, and it is only 11:30 in the a.m. Please be advised that exceeding your quota will not be looked upon favorably by the management.

Dear Internet:

More Sparky please!

Warm Regards,

-- Little Red
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