My life is rated R.
What is your life rated?
I suppose enough King House parties will make my life average out to an R rating, even if the closest I've been to action in the last four months is watching people think about getting laid and then not on Stargate SG-1.
In the movie, this period of my life will be summed up with one of those "X number of months later..." graphics at the beginning of the next scene :)
Perhaps the director's cut of my life will be unrated? One can only hope.
-- Little Red, who approves of purity tests that can be taken in *under two hours*