Apologies to meg_tdj for not getting the story she wanted off to her before departing... now it will be well and truly mulled on my total of 20 hrs in a car by myself! If I'm not too insane by the end to actually type anymore. We'll see.
If you're *in* the GTA and wish to see me, drop me an email... otherwise I will be in touch as internet connection permits, or on Sunday/Monday when I return to the US of A.
Reports on success or failure of "Operation Ass" to follow.
-- Little Red, who finds the weather reports as fickle as she