... and then you regret asking me to post even if I have nothing to say.
This one time (last night) at the Old Spaghetti Factory, I stuck part of an ice cube up my nose. Just to see what would happen. (The answer? I soon had water up my nose. And my nostril was cold.)
Then I had to work very hard to refrain from putting another ice cube in my ear while waiting for Sister to finish her ice cream.
Can't take me anywhere, I swear.