Every morning in the cafe in my building lobby, I take a look at the Oregonian headlines sitting in the newspaper rack. Our state newspaper. Our 2007 Pulitzer-Prize-Winning Newspaper.
The front-page headlines are always utter crack, though, that make you go "...?"
Like today's FRONT PAGE HEADLINE:
"Dude, Where's My Iceberg?"
For those of you going "....", I can explain! There was a picture of a cute polar bear underneath and discussion of Bush and Endangered Species Lists and all that. For those of you still going "......", now you know how I feel every morning.
P.S. For those of you who have been going "DUDE, WHERE'S YOUR FANFIC!?" my new website is coming along in a sort of progress-y manner! By the end of the weekend, fo' sho', my fic will once again be available on the intertubes.