You have two choices.

1. Stop what you are doing right now and go read peanutbutterer's swficathon fic for meeeee, If it Ain't Broke. This will result in INSTANT LOLARITY. I adore the way peanutbutterer writes anything these two as funny, snarky friends-with-hope-of-more-maybe. Also, she's just a clever writer of cleverness, so there's that level of enjoyment, too. :)

2. Save it for a time when you are in DIRE NEED of immediate Sparky happiness, because I can pretty much guarantee that this fic will improve your day by ORDERS OF MAGNITUDE.

*note: If you are not a Stargate: Atlantis fan, you are exempt from this mandate.