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My offer post is here, and the details are:
I am offering: 1000+ word fic to top bidder, a 500+ word fic each to the 2nd and 3rd place bidders, if any.
Fandoms (if appropriate): Atlantis (Sheppard/Weir), SG-1 (Sam/Jack, Daniel/Janet), Star Trek (any show, most het pairings), X-Files (Doggett/Reyes), Babylon 5, Jake 2.0, sgarpf (Torri/Joe).
Additional Info (optional): I'm not very familiar with the last two seasons of either Atlantis or SG-1. I'll write other fandoms and pairings if I know them, email/comment on my journal to ask! Note: the "2nd/3rd place bidders" clause means that you can bid less than the top bid.
Starting Bid: $5
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