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29 January 2010 @ 09:54 am
How Glee is Destroying the Parts of America Not Previously Destroyed by the Golden Girls  
Oh, my god, you guys. YOU GUYS. You have to read this article (it takes a while to load, but WORTH IT) and remember that it is NOT A SATIRE. ETA: SATIRE! Probably. The internet is divided.

"A generation from now, when these [Glee-watching] children become adults, what kind of country will the United States be? How many middle-aged men will find themselves in a dead-end Glee-based lifestyle? Will they be ostentatious and sensitive, their dreams smashed up against a wall crying out to have that giant hole in their souls stuffed with some musky foreign thrill? Will they be violating what’s left of our traditional cultural landscape with unimaginable high-tech perversions, drenching, nay drowing the bright young men of tomorrow in their relentless sauces of net porn and showtunes, maximized liberties and stem-cell party drugs? Will male sports just become an excuse for gay locker room orgies?" [emphasis theirs]

Also, "In a nutshell, the Golden Girls turned a generation away from procreation."

AMAZINGLY TERRIFYING. I also like how many of the links link to queer websites, which makes THIS ARTICLE UNSAFE FOR CHILDREN.
Jainabrightcupenny on January 29th, 2010 06:33 pm (UTC)
No, no no no no. It has to be satire. It has to be. For my own sanity, I have decided that the whole site is an elaborate satire.

Edited at 2010-01-29 06:50 pm (UTC)
MV: wut?mrv3000 on January 29th, 2010 06:41 pm (UTC)

I can't stand Glee, but that's just NUTS.
the_jackalopethe_jackalope on January 29th, 2010 06:53 pm (UTC)
Are you SURE that isn't satire? I mean really, really sure?
Michelle Lunsford: you're joking?dm_lunsford on January 29th, 2010 06:54 pm (UTC)
Throwing out my two cents from the Christian perspective here - I haven't seen Glee, so can't comment in that regard, but I wanted to make note that even if someone had objections to the show based on a religious belief, there are better ways - as in, if you want someone who is half-way intelligent and not of the extreme conservative (and I would also guess toward a fundamentalist bent as well) viewpoint to take you seriously - to go about expressing it. *sigh*
Havoc: faith bad examplehavocthecat on January 29th, 2010 08:57 pm (UTC)
Hee! Oh, that's hilarious.
LJ: Chloe quote from Reunion Part 21ljs_lj on January 29th, 2010 09:06 pm (UTC)
Satire! *giggles*
Lannalanna_kitty on January 29th, 2010 09:21 pm (UTC)
Oh good. I was like "...no. no no no this HAS to be a satire"
Little Red: b5 - ivanova oven - crazybeemylittleredgirl on January 29th, 2010 10:14 pm (UTC)
Ha! I was referred from another major blog who theoretically had investigated whether it was a satire. They were FOOLED!
Vicki: Basketball: Sue almost feels up Dee in Gvicki595 on January 29th, 2010 09:48 pm (UTC)
Will male sports just become an excuse for gay locker room orgies?


I thought they were anyways?