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29 January 2010 @ 09:54 am
How Glee is Destroying the Parts of America Not Previously Destroyed by the Golden Girls  
Oh, my god, you guys. YOU GUYS. You have to read this article (it takes a while to load, but WORTH IT) and remember that it is NOT A SATIRE. ETA: SATIRE! Probably. The internet is divided.

"A generation from now, when these [Glee-watching] children become adults, what kind of country will the United States be? How many middle-aged men will find themselves in a dead-end Glee-based lifestyle? Will they be ostentatious and sensitive, their dreams smashed up against a wall crying out to have that giant hole in their souls stuffed with some musky foreign thrill? Will they be violating what’s left of our traditional cultural landscape with unimaginable high-tech perversions, drenching, nay drowing the bright young men of tomorrow in their relentless sauces of net porn and showtunes, maximized liberties and stem-cell party drugs? Will male sports just become an excuse for gay locker room orgies?" [emphasis theirs]


Also, "In a nutshell, the Golden Girls turned a generation away from procreation."

AMAZINGLY TERRIFYING. I also like how many of the links link to queer websites, which makes THIS ARTICLE UNSAFE FOR CHILDREN.
 
 
 
Little Red: b5 - ivanova oven - crazybeemylittleredgirl on January 29th, 2010 10:14 pm (UTC)
Ha! I was referred from another major blog who theoretically had investigated whether it was a satire. They were FOOLED!