Okay, am I the only one who really wants to write terrible cliched fic where the Asgard's "sanctioned" experiments on humans include breeding a passel of Sam/Jack babies from cells they stole, because they WOULD DO THAT (he's ADVANCED and she's the least dumb human we have!). I mean, this is a terrible fanfic cliche (zomg we somehow encounter children that are actually ours even though we have never done sex!?), but it was also a decent episode of The X-Files (oh what, this random adorable child who's just been orphaned is actually my secret alien government conspiracy baby and Mulder has been keeping my ovaries in his freezer?).
This post is rambling and makes no sense, but please spaz out in the comments about your FAVORITE SG-1 moment/episode/fanfic cliche and why Sam/Jack was SO AMAZING when it was good or if it is STILL GOOD and what season had the best Sam hair and SO FORTH!