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28 February 2010 @ 01:06 am
2004 called and it wants its OTP back.  
I might be totally obsessed with Stargate and Sam/Jack again. I'm making myself go to bed without watching the whole rest of the series, but while NBC was showing things other than the Olympics today I watched some Season 6, because love, and then I watched the disk with "Paradise Lost" on it, and then read everything from shipwithpants, and then had to watch "One Hundred Days" (omg, no haters, I <3 Laira and that is one of my favorite episodes and BABY SAM ANGST), and then after that you kind of have to start watching season 4 with "Small Victories" and...

Okay, am I the only one who really wants to write terrible cliched fic where the Asgard's "sanctioned" experiments on humans include breeding a passel of Sam/Jack babies from cells they stole, because they WOULD DO THAT (he's ADVANCED and she's the least dumb human we have!). I mean, this is a terrible fanfic cliche (zomg we somehow encounter children that are actually ours even though we have never done sex!?), but it was also a decent episode of The X-Files (oh what, this random adorable child who's just been orphaned is actually my secret alien government conspiracy baby and Mulder has been keeping my ovaries in his freezer?).

We should have a fanfic cliche challenge. The internet messaged me to inform me that apparently EVERYONE ELSE JUST DID THAT with dayofindulgence. So how about a things that were somehow canon on the X-Files challenge?

This post is rambling and makes no sense, but please spaz out in the comments about your FAVORITE SG-1 moment/episode/fanfic cliche and why Sam/Jack was SO AMAZING when it was good or if it is STILL GOOD and what season had the best Sam hair and SO FORTH!
feel: sillysilly
Lanna: Sam & Jacklanna_kitty on February 28th, 2010 09:12 am (UTC)
omg would you possibly be interested in betaing the extremely cliche and indulgent and becoming very late. Sam/Jack Fic I was doing for dayofindulgence? it's erm late? and cliche and indulgent? but I want to finish it c.c;

I can promise Sam angst, babies, time travel and Clone!Jack among other things. hopefully it's not crap
Little Red: sg - x-files - lizmylittleredgirl on February 28th, 2010 09:16 am (UTC)

mylittleredgirl at gmail dot com.

Lannalanna_kitty on February 28th, 2010 09:18 am (UTC)

c.c I didn't want to inflict it on some random flister so I was just gonna post it as is. Not quite done yet. about half done. want something to read now (so you can tell me how horrid it is and how I suck at angst and should not write it because I clearly cannot) or wait until I am done done?
Little Red: sg - sj monastery - elly427mylittleredgirl on February 28th, 2010 08:25 pm (UTC)
Send me a snippet! :) :) :) Hehehe.
Opal: flailsoparu on February 28th, 2010 09:53 am (UTC)
kissing in the fruit loops episode.

kissing when Sam was all Neanderthal-sexy.

kissing with SPARKS.

kissing AU Sam.

Sam angst in 2010, Sam angst in 100 days...Sam angst.

Jack angst in Entity, Jack angst in "Threads", Jack angst.

Little Red: sg - sj need forever - jr_moonmylittleredgirl on February 28th, 2010 08:26 pm (UTC)
georgie: Quarantinegeorgierae on February 28th, 2010 10:10 am (UTC)
You mean Sam is the least dumb human we have after McKay (but then trying to clone something from McKay & Jack is just wrong...you know the Asgard would try it anyway)

er, anyway.

Sam & Jack *was* amazing...why did I give up on SG1 again? oh yes, 'Lantis came along. I'm so fickle!

*wants to rewatch it all*

Little Red: sg - sj need forever - jr_moonmylittleredgirl on February 28th, 2010 08:28 pm (UTC)
HA. I think McKay is like our most brilliant human, and Sam is our most INSPIRED human. Like her smartness just gets beamed into her head from outer space, which the Asgard might appreciate, hehe.

Well, Sam/Jack was a little less squeeeful for me by the time lantis came along. They were no longer young and dorky and had moved into sad and hopeless.
marbleslab on February 28th, 2010 01:56 pm (UTC)
I ... don't have anything to add here except yes, squee, love, and ... must find fanfic now.
Little Redmylittleredgirl on February 28th, 2010 08:28 pm (UTC)
Kim's Watermelon Gunkeenween on February 28th, 2010 02:02 pm (UTC)
*hides in shame*
I have been watching things on Hulu while I do the dishes, and I watched ALL of seasons 9 and 10, and now I want to to watch all of the rest of the stargate stuff (the TV movies, Atlantis, Universe). Ugh. It's so bad (at least SG-1). You do know that all of SG-1 is available on Hulu, right?
Little Red: sg - x-files - lizmylittleredgirl on February 28th, 2010 08:30 pm (UTC)
I still haven't seen most of seasons 9 and 10! I should get on that. Also, oooh, hulu. I can now totally watch Stargate on my lunch break from work, ha! I haven't seen any of the movies. The first 3 seasons of Atlantis are TOTAL DELIGHT, and I can't speak for the last two seasons because I stopped having TV and motivation. SG-1 is SO BAD, but so delightful. Re-watching early season stuff makes me go "This show was SO GOOD in its so badness!" So yes. REWATCH. DO EET.

Stargate: still fun when not confined to the PHOC.
Kim's Watermelon Gunkeenween on February 28th, 2010 10:41 pm (UTC)
I think I permanently lost my motivation in the PHOC.
Your *Mom*'s A Cylon!: Jack and Sam (thefakeheadline)astrum_presul on February 28th, 2010 03:32 pm (UTC)
I love you.

That is all.
Little Red: sg - sj monastery - elly427mylittleredgirl on February 28th, 2010 08:31 pm (UTC)
:) I love you too!!
tarkheena lizzeeen: sgwun [transending icon text]liminalliz on February 28th, 2010 05:02 pm (UTC)
Little Red: sg - x-files - lizmylittleredgirl on February 28th, 2010 08:31 pm (UTC)
indie: SG1 s/j handindiefic on February 28th, 2010 05:22 pm (UTC)
Season 6 Sam hair makes me the happiest. And OMG, I LOVE THEM SO HARD.
Little Red: sg - sj need forever - jr_moonmylittleredgirl on February 28th, 2010 08:33 pm (UTC)
I do really love her hair in S6! I have special happiness for her hair at the beginning of S4, because she's just so insanely adorable like she has forgotten to get her hair cut for a while. :)
entertaining in a disturbing waylyssie on February 28th, 2010 06:47 pm (UTC)
Little Red: sg - sj monastery - elly427mylittleredgirl on February 28th, 2010 08:33 pm (UTC)
<3 !! :)
Christidaisycm83 on March 1st, 2010 04:51 am (UTC)
Flirty happy moments where they're just flirty and happy. Like erm...just side, silly things. S4 and S6 stuff, mostly. Also, I love end of Death Knell, where she's hurt and exhausted and just needs to rely on him a bit. So good.

Oh, ship. *happy*
Christidaisycm83 on March 1st, 2010 05:01 am (UTC)
Also, you should know that Stitches!verse I am writing now with friends is essentially pants!verse, but with knitting instead of pants. I mean, there are other differences too, but I have freely admitted many times that the similarities are...uncanny and probably entirely my fault.
Natalie Von Doom: Atlantis; Elizabeth - Facepalm!natushka on March 1st, 2010 09:40 pm (UTC)
Okay, so I don't really have anything to add, but this post was all YAY OMFG. and well, I can't resist that. SO WHEEE!

Lolz, but i guess if I have to say something on the whole subject, I'm gonna go with Window of Op, and the wackyness that ep brings! haha
☮ + ♡ + ☺: sga - e; lizhihoplastic on March 4th, 2010 05:34 pm (UTC)
The only episodes of SG-1 that I've seen are the ones with Torri. *hides*

But if it's any conciliation, my mother loves the show. She thinks Jack is basically the best thing to happen to TV since ever, hee, and she's always sending me emails about "Oh, you won't believe what Jack did now!" (Jack + My Mother = BFFs)

*cough* you should write SG-1 including Elizabeth fic. Like Elizabeth/Jack. Or Elizabeth/Daniel. Or Elizabeth/random asguard. I...pretty much do not care. As long as it has Elizabeth. And you write it.

...right now. Plan?


*end cough*
Fallon Ash: sam look to the skyfallon_ash on March 6th, 2010 02:12 pm (UTC)
I'm late to the party, but I really really hate season 7 Sam hair. Favourite hair is, uh, that mining episode, where they've forgotten who they are and Sam and Jack and cute and adorable and *have feelings* for each other. I love that short short look.

Also, I'm about to disappoint you, but I totally used to ship Sam/Jack (well, actually I shipped Sam/Janet, and then I tried Sam/Vala, but all the fic sucks and it made me sad, so I settled for Sam/Jack because there are actually good Sam/Jack writers (I love Home Economics, btw)), but then I watched Unending and OMG SAM/TEAL'C FOR THE EVERLASTING 4EVA LURVE!!!!! (I'm not quite up on the watching, though, I've watched "proper" up until the beginning of season 6, but after that I've only watched Sam!Centric episode that other Sam fans have recced me. I'm working my way through...)

And my favourite episode is totally Moebius because it's the most perfect awesome funny and sad brain!hurting dorky episode of all times. That said, there are a bunch of episode in seasons 6 through 10 that I haven't seen, but I've been assured that I've seen all the most important Sam ones. Following closely behind Moebius is Unending, because OMG Sam/Teal'c and the INSANE AMOUNT OF FANFIC OPPORTUNITIES! 50 !!!!111ELEVEN!!01 YEARS!!! I am also fond of all other time travel eps, as well as universe-travelling eps. Alternate!Sam!Love!