1) My Brown Alumni membership card.
2) A letter from the financial aid department of Brown University berating me for not sending in my financial aid information for the upcoming fall semester.
I should point out, in regards to item #1, that I have not yet graduated.
In regards to item #2, I will not be attending the upcoming fall semester and therefore do not require financial aid, as I told them the last time they sent me one of these letters. Besides, do I even need to *go* back if I've already been declared an alumna?
It's nice to know that the Brown Alumni Association will call me for money whether or not I ever actually get a diploma...
-- Little Red