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26 April 2011 @ 06:28 pm
Fandom/Crack OTP  
I saw this from alianne and was like THIS IS LITERALLY THE BEST MEME.

Comment with a fandom and I will answer the following:

One True Pairing Ship:
Favorite Canon Ship:
“If this happens I’ll stab my eyes out with a spork” Ship:
“You are one sick bastard” Ship:
“I dabble a little” Ship:
“It’s like a car crash” Ship:
“Tickles my fancy but not sold just yet” Ship:
“Makes no canon sense but why the Hell not” Ship:
“Everyone else loves it but I just don’t feel it” Ship:
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Michelle K.jemster on April 27th, 2011 01:31 am (UTC)
Duh!

Stargate!!!
Little Red: sg - mini!OTP - A.j.mylittleredgirl on April 27th, 2011 02:15 am (UTC)
This is making me realize HOW LONG it has been since I've watched Stargate OMG. LIKE MONTHS. MONNNTHS.

One True Pairing Ship: Sam/Jack. Kind of. I mean, really? My endless forever true love OTP is the mini!OTP, but since mini!Sam is only an obvious conclusion a creation of fandom, I guess I will say that grown-up actually-on-the-show Sam/Jack are my OTP. ;) THEIR CUTE FACES. OH MAN.

Favorite Canon Ship: Teal'c/Dreyac.

“If this happens I’ll stab my eyes out with a spork” Ship: Sam/Orlin. He's an intergalactic non-corporeal stalker who blackmails her into having glowy brain-sex with him, which kind of overrides the part where he looks like an adorable puppy and disassembles all her kitchen appliances. Do. Not. Want.

“You are one sick bastard” Ship: Why does fandom keep writing Jonas/Cassie? WHY DOES THIS HAPPEN? I realize we have made OTPs out of far less than just "they're both aliens!" but they are currently in the Great State of Colorado where we have age of consent laws that make it unacceptable to ship Cassie with someone that fandom also routinely ships with her mom.

“I dabble a little” Ship: Jack/Elizabeth casual sex OTP 4eva.

“It’s like a car crash” Ship: Jack/Sara. How do I manage to get so attached to ships that are canonically over before the show even starts?

“Tickles my fancy but not sold just yet” Ship: Jack/Janet. I really do like this, I just haven't quite gotten all the way sold.

“Makes no canon sense but why the Hell not” Ship: Cassie/Ry'ac FOREVER AND EVER, and they get married while Teal'c and Janet look on adoringly and Cassie opens up an alien orphanage and Ry'ac loves hanging out with all the kids and everything is beautiful and nothing hurts.

“Everyone else loves it but I just don’t feel it” Ship: Daniel/Vala. He's kind of a jerk to her, which is one of the reasons I stopped watching the final seasons. I should probably give it another try, though? Yeah?

Edited at 2011-04-27 02:17 am (UTC)
Michelle K.jemster on April 27th, 2011 03:28 am (UTC)
I pretty much agree with you on everything except Jack/Janet (just don't see it unless it's in a 3-way with Sam. Bwahaha!) Daniel/Vala. Yes, he is kind of a jerk to her but if you watch Unending you see that Daniel ends up loving her and being supportive. And to be fair, she is a bit of a thorn in his side too, but he SECRETLY WUVS IT!

And Jonas/Cassie? Like ewww! Totally. Here Jonas, bed a 15 year-old SINCE YOU CAN'T GET AN ADULT FEMALE FER YERSELF!!

Little Red: sg - sj ship happens - nosmylittleredgirl on April 27th, 2011 07:58 am (UTC)
JONAS/LITTLE RED OTP 4EVER

I WILL SAVE HIM FROM THE NEED TO BED 15-YEAR-OLDS

IT'S JUST A SERVICE I PROVIDE

;)

I kind of forgot about Sam/Janet! I like them too, except when they're just like an also-ran pairing because all the men are doing each other. I like Jack/Janet because they would have such a practical, down-to-earth relationship and grill burgers on the weekend and hang out with Cassie and it'd be the opposite of space travel and drama.
mehhhhhhcnidarian on April 28th, 2011 03:59 pm (UTC)
I like Jack/Janet because they would have such a practical, down-to-earth relationship and grill burgers on the weekend and hang out with Cassie and it'd be the opposite of space travel and drama.

Yup. Plus, teh sex would be SUPER hott...
entertaining in a disturbing way: Ellen Tigh is gleefullyssie on April 27th, 2011 04:22 am (UTC)
Bwah. The last two seasons, it's easy to ignore the Daniel/Vala (until that horrific scene in Unending, which, well, never have I wanted to shoot the writers more)
Michelle K.jemster on April 27th, 2011 04:43 am (UTC)
I watched Unending once awhile ago, but the part that sticks out at me the most is when she looks to have lost something (I'm thinking baby, but dunno for sure. I don't think they mentioned it outright) and he is comforting her. Anyway, I like the ship. To each their own.
Ryuu: Star Trek - Picard plotskarma_aster on April 27th, 2011 01:45 am (UTC)
Star Trek!

Also, my Mom thinks that the craft-stick bracelet thing is beyond awesome and is doing that for a craft project at Bible Camp this year, so you've spread more of the Awesome of Craft to the world.
Little Red: trek - ani awesome - rightoniconsmylittleredgirl on April 27th, 2011 03:53 am (UTC)
Oh yayyyy!! Hopefully if they soak the sticks for longer there will be less breakage. :)

One True Pairing Ship: Kirk/Enterprise. There really is no other! Though if both parties have to be humanoid, I have a real soft spot for Spock/Saavik.

Favorite Canon Ship: Sarek/Amanda. <3

“If this happens I’ll stab my eyes out with a spork” Ship: HAHA. I know I had a lot of ~feelings~ about Kirk/various inappropriate women of the week but now I can't really remember.

“You are one sick bastard” Ship: I'm directing this to the show: Kirk returning Miri's crush? Nottttt acceptable.

“I dabble a little” Ship: Spock/Uhura - but more the original show than the reboot, strangely!

“It’s like a car crash” Ship: Kirk/Spock, because really, Kirk's never giving up the ladies or the Enterprise. (Reboot Kirk, though? I'd buy that.)

“Tickles my fancy but not sold just yet” Ship: McCoy/Chapel... a lot of wonderful writers are writing it, but I can't get past my TOS visions of them to really embrace the reboot.

“Makes no canon sense but why the Hell not” Ship: Kirk/Jadzia. I mean, I know she was more into Spock and all, but just their combined sexual education would have to make this the greatest sex ever, no?

“Everyone else loves it but I just don’t feel it” Ship: Ummmm. WHAT DOES EVERYONE ELSE LOVE? IDK!

Edited at 2011-04-27 03:54 am (UTC)
entertaining in a disturbing waylyssie on April 27th, 2011 04:23 am (UTC)
Kirk/Jadzia is amazing. *wonders if ds9 is streaming on netflix*
Little Red: trek - enterprise porn - liminallizmylittleredgirl on April 27th, 2011 08:00 am (UTC)
I might actually need to porn this. It would be epic. And then since Emony Dax did McCoy, it would turn into this epic crackfest of How Each of Dax's Hosts Fucked Somebody From the Original Enterprise.
Aquarius: Hello Mr. Tucker!aquarius_1977 on April 29th, 2011 04:01 am (UTC)
That icon is so full of WIN!!

I now return you to your regularly scheduled memeage.
Little Red: trek - encyclopedia - ghost_sheepmylittleredgirl on April 27th, 2011 09:57 pm (UTC)
HAHAHA OH. I thought you meant TOS since you didn't specify a series, but now I'm wondering if you meant ALL OF STAR TREK PUT TOGETHER. What did you meeeean?? Tell me! I will edit my answers! :)
georgie: Giant - Save a horse...georgierae on April 27th, 2011 01:33 pm (UTC)
How about.... *ponders*

CSI? but make it LV and NY (I'd allow Miami, but I hate David Caruso too much)

:D
Little Redmylittleredgirl on April 27th, 2011 10:21 pm (UTC)
Never watched any except LV, so hopefully that's good enough! :) I never actually tried to watch NY. Miami was ridiculous because everyone on the show was just... dumber than in Las Vegas.

One True Pairing Ship: I'm really weird here, but I loved Nick/Sara. I really wanted that to happen. It's harmless and adorable and I'm sad the fandom entirely consisted of twelve-year-olds. (I also really love Grissom/Catherine, so this was a tough call.)
Favorite Canon Ship: Ummm... I don't remember canon ships really? I thought Catherine's relationship with her ex was interesting to watch, but I don't ship them. Maybe Catherine's Mom / Sam Braun.
“If this happens I’ll stab my eyes out with a spork” Ship: Grissom/Sara, though I stopped watching instead of actually sporking my eyes.
“You are one sick bastard” Ship: Errrr...?? I don't think I've encountered enough of this fandom to go OH GOD YOU GUYS THAT'S SO GROSS.
“I dabble a little” Ship: Catherine/Brass. IDEK.
“It’s like a car crash” Ship: Warrick/Catherine. No good can come from this, and I feel a little awkward when I watch it on camera, and yet it's pretty!
“Tickles my fancy but not sold just yet” Ship: Nick/Warrick.
“Makes no canon sense but why the Hell not” Ship: Catherine/Lady Heather. WHY NOT?
“Everyone else loves it but I just don’t feel it” Ship: Grissom/Sara, I guess. I should love it, but something about it just turns me off.
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Little Red: jake - diane wtf - graphicalrummylittleredgirl on April 27th, 2011 10:50 pm (UTC)
One True Pairing Ship: Jake/Diane for all the awards!
Favorite Canon Ship: Jake/Diane. What. It's totally canon after the unaired episodes.
“If this happens I’ll stab my eyes out with a spork” Ship: Jake/Kyle. I just wut no.
“You are one sick bastard” Ship: Jake/DuMont. People ship this. It should stop.
“I dabble a little” Ship: Lou/Alex.
“It’s like a car crash” Ship: Jake/Sarah. This can't end well for anyone!
“Tickles my fancy but not sold just yet” Ship: DuMont/Warner. Evilllll.
“Makes no canon sense but why the Hell not” Ship: Fran The Lab Assistant / Susan The Chick From Sat Ops
“Everyone else loves it but I just don’t feel it” Ship: ?? is there anyone left!?
Aquariusaquarius_1977 on April 30th, 2011 03:40 am (UTC)
Star Trek: The Next Generation
Little Red: trek - imzadi first love - leyennmylittleredgirl on April 30th, 2011 03:56 am (UTC)
One True Pairing Ship: I liiiiiive for Picard/Crusher, but the OTP is clearly Imzadi. And they cement their love by whoring it up with attractive guest stars and really how can you object to that?? OTP.

Favorite Canon Ship: Beverly/Jack Crusher. I care about this pairing SO MUCH and I fly into a helpless rage whenever people write fic where she never really loved Jack and just married him for whatever reason because apparently it is IMPOSSIBLE for a woman to love more than one man in her lifetime and. I just. Young tragic love gets me.

“If this happens I’ll stab my eyes out with a spork” Ship: I think I would be all ARG REALLY ARG about Worf/Troi if I wasn’t so 100% confident in how Will and Deanna will be unable to escape each other no matter how much they try… as it is, I don’t really mind it, though it confuses me sometimes.

“You are one sick bastard” Ship: It’s kind of hard to know where to draw the line between “sick” and “a totally reasonable fannish conclusion to reach given the evidence” once you’ve been in fandom long enough, but the Riker/Wesley man-boy love is a little too sick for me. ;)

“I dabble a little” Ship: Riker/Ro!

“It’s like a car crash” Ship: Geordi/Leah Brahms. IT’S SO AWKWARD, BUT I JUST WANT IT TO WORK OUTTTT.

“Tickles my fancy but not sold just yet” Ship: Strangely, Pulaski/Riker’s Dad. I have fantasies about how they eventually end up back together and snark all the time and Troi just COULD NOT LOVE THIS MORE and Will is like “…..”

“Makes no canon sense but why the Hell not” Ship: Riker/Crusher. They have some kind of theater-related late-night hookup and then talk about how they can piss off every shipper in fandom at the same time.

“Everyone else loves it but I just don’t feel it” Ship: Picard/Vash, and by “everyone” I probably just mean “my sister and Q, who seem to be the only fans of this pairing, but they’re very vocal about it.”
fyca: Moni backlightingfyca on April 30th, 2011 07:24 am (UTC)
C'mon, do a little X-Files for me!
Little Red: xf - msr original 'ship - liminallizmylittleredgirl on April 30th, 2011 07:23 pm (UTC)
One True Pairing Ship: Mulder/Scully. DRR might be my favorite to read & write, but Mulder/Scully is the OTP to end all OTPs. <3
Favorite Canon Ship: Since no one can ever say for absolute certain if Mulder/Scully is even actually canon, I'm going with Skinner/Skinner's Wife Sharon. He refused to sign and they worked it out and they are happily married behind the scenes FOREVER, truefact.
“If this happens I’ll stab my eyes out with a spork” Ship: Scully/Skinner. Can't some people just be friends?
“You are one sick bastard” Ship: CSM/anybody (except, I suppose, Mulder's mom). Just ew not necessary.
“I dabble a little” Ship: Scully/Reyes. It's lovely, but not an OTP for me.
“It’s like a car crash” Ship: Mulder/Diana Fowley. Can't help it, I love it. I REGRET NOTHING.
“Tickles my fancy but not sold just yet” Ship: Scully/Doggett. It could work? It would be about a zillion times better for her than all of Mulder's shenanigans, but it would be kind of sad for him, since so much of her heart will always be Mulder's.
“Makes no canon sense but why the Hell not” Ship: Monica/Krycek. RIGHT??
“Everyone else loves it but I just don’t feel it” Ship: Mulder/Krycek. I mean, I see it, and I know it's there, and I'm just not enough of a slasher or a tortureporn aficionado to really get into it.