IN RELATED NEWS, I signed up for het_bigbang!
THEY MADE ME DO IT AND PERSUADED ME WITH ALLCAPS AND PROMISES OF CEREAL. *(note to people patiently patiently waiting for me to write them things: I have space princess elizabeth weir fic to write for a fandom auction and that will happen soon really! before this!)
I have no idea what to write. My plot bunnies are like skinny hipster plot bunnies who just want to lounge around all day - seriously 95% of the fanfic I write seems to be people doing boring life things and not being completely aware that they are destined to OTP forever. I don't know if I can write 25,000 words of eyesex over breakfast!
I NEED YOU! TELL ME WHAT TO WRITE AND I WILL PROBABLY DO IT!
Some factoids to consider:
1) irony_rocks, for whom I am undertaking this adventure, prefers Sparky as the pairing but will accept any het pairing in any series. She has promised!
2) The only time I have completed plotty fanfic longer than 25K (or any fanfic longer than 25k) was for Star Trek: Voyager. You haven't seen it because I was fourteen.
3) I don't really write AUs that are wildly different from canon. Even that space princess fic I mentioned up there is actually set in Atlantis as we know it, and she's not actually a space princess. I'M BORING. I USUALLY WRITE ABOUT BREAKFAST. AND NOBODY IS EVEN A COWBOY WHILE EATING THE BREAKFAST.
4) I REALLY SERIOUSLY NEED HELP OR IT WILL BE ABOUT BREAKFAST.
Please suggest and discuss below!!! What have you ever wanted me to write??