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23 May 2011 @ 07:17 pm
Operation Crazy Times is a Go!  
The Dancing With the Stars Finale Part I is on tonight! While I'm waiting to watch it LIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIVE [this program was previously recorded because you live on the west coast and you suck], I put some thought into what a Dancing With the Stars Finale drinking game might look like:

- Drink for perfect scores! (Bonus crankiness rule: drink twice if the perfect score is undeserved!)
- Anybody says “The freestyle wins the competition!”
- The couple makes a fake-grab for the trophy during a routine.
- Anybody makes out.
- Brooke is visibly confused by a line/coin-toss/her own name/etc.

Just that in a one-hour period should be plenty to get you alcohol poisoning, but you can also look into some bonus categories:

Pros:
- Maks goes shirtless.
- Kym rocks the fringe.
- Mark in short pants.

Memory Lane:
- Past winner seen in the audience.
- Marie Osmond reference.
- Kenny Mayne. Always drink for Kenny Mayne.

Please Please Love Us:
- Mark or Chelsea mentions Mark’s birthday.
- Someone asks Kirstie how much weight she's lost.
- Any mention of Hines’ mom.

The Judges:
- Carrie Ann cries.
- Len rhymes.
- Bruno actually solicits sex from one of the contestants. (It's important to set the creeper bar high for him - no dice if he just strips on the judges' table.)

This isn't going to happen but if it does we will SHUT EVERYTHING DOWN:
- Mark gets through a dance without pulling focus.
- Kirstie does aerials.
- KYM GETS HER DIAMONDS.

I'll be back at 8 for liveblogging and drinking. Bring it on. If you East Coasters spoil me ahead of time we're not talking anymore. What am I saying, none of you watch this show. EXCEPTION: IF KYM GETS DIAMONDS OR MAKEOUTS, YOU CAN AND MUST SPOIL ME RIGHT NOW.
 
 
 
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Little Red: trek - naomi wildman - jen717mylittleredgirl on May 24th, 2011 02:22 am (UTC)
YOU CAN SPEND THE NEXT 38 MINUTES HOLDING ME UNTIL DWTS BEGINS.
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Little Red: dwts - hines/kymmylittleredgirl on May 24th, 2011 02:27 am (UTC)
I WILL HOLD YOU ALSO.

OMFG.

Is this the episode with the nazis? Because I'm pretty sure that my evening is going to be more glitterfied than yours.
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Pooh: DWTS - Jenerek (by scoreonemore4me)mspooh on May 24th, 2011 02:23 am (UTC)
Mum's the word! And anyway, I'm waiting for the ambulance to rush me to the hospital to get my stomach pumped.

I really really really wish I were out there watching this with you. I wouldn't even bitch about the fake-live start.
Little Red: trek - scotty omgwtf - icons_of_isismylittleredgirl on May 24th, 2011 02:26 am (UTC)
I REALLY HOPE that's a reference to excessive DWTS drinking game action and not that you are legit suffering from some sort of deadly poisoning. PLEASE ADVISE!?

I HAVE NO SENSE OF REALITY RIGHT NOW.
Pooh: DWTS - Jenerek (by scoreonemore4me)mspooh on May 24th, 2011 02:28 am (UTC)
LOL. Not to worry. According to your game, I should be passed out after the first round of dancing. Or brain dead.

Now I really wish I had restocked the liquor cabinet. I'm kind of curious as to what my alcohol tolerance is nowadays.
Little Red: xf - pretty boys - liminallizmylittleredgirl on May 24th, 2011 02:32 am (UTC)
I thought that was what you meant but then I thought, hey, if I was nearing death I might also check the internet to see how DWTS was shaping up.

I'm not doing shots, don't worry. That would be baaaad. Sadly, if there are too many drink-worthy shenanigans, I will be forced to drink Mike's Hard Cider which is surprisingly nasty. Maybe I'll run to the 7-11 on the corner in my LAST THIRTY MINUTES OF PRE-DWTS FINALE LIFE.
Ravennoradannan on May 24th, 2011 02:28 am (UTC)
If only I had tv! But I will totally drink with your live blog-along.
Or talk to me on gchat. Curse my lack of current television!
Little Red: xf - pretty boys - liminallizmylittleredgirl on May 24th, 2011 02:32 am (UTC)
I should have INVITED YOU OVER!! :-o
Ravennoradannan on May 24th, 2011 02:56 am (UTC)
I thought of suggesting we get together for the finale tomorrow, but it turns out my folks will be in town. So, for now, I simply stand ready with a drink. I'm on deck for the next obsession, though, so count me in. ;)