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26 May 2011 @ 09:46 pm
Kiss Kiss Big Bang: Your Opinion Required  
Apparently in a fit of mania I signed up for het_bigbang a while back! I neglected to decide what I'm writing, and apparently I will have to do that at some point. So I made up some options and am now doing a Public Opinion Poll!

Poll #1745621 IF YOU DON'T HELP ME CHOOSE I MIGHT JUST WRITE "EEP" 25,000 TIMES

What should I write for het_bigbang?

Atlantis: Sheppard/Weir. Post-"Return", John and Elizabeth get fired, go AWOL, and have as yet undetermined adventures in Pegasus.
31(64.6%)
Deep Space Nine: Bashir/Ezri. The Dominion occupies Trill, and Ezri goes behind enemy lines. If I'm already writing DS9 fic with plot, I think I'll also rescue Tom Riker.
6(12.5%)
Babylon 5: Talia/Garibaldi. After Michael's experience with the Psi Corps, he goes back for her.
3(6.2%)
DWTS RPF: The road to DIAMONDS.
1(2.1%)
25,000 words of as little plot and as much breakfast as possible.
3(6.2%)
THE CHOICE I WANT ISN'T ON HERE! (Request away in comments!)
4(8.3%)

Please rate your enthusiasm about your choice above:

5 - OH GOD IF YOU WRITE THIS I WILL ALLCAP FOR DAYS, FOR DAAAAYS.
30(62.5%)
4 - I'd like to read that!
14(29.2%)
3 - Sounds interesting.
1(2.1%)
2 - I... know the pairing?
2(4.2%)
1 - I have no feelings on this whatsoever but really wanted to participate in this poll.
1(2.1%)

If you aren't enthused about the choices above, please tick your wishes below from the pairings I picked out of a hat:

Sparky, but a different story!
13(14.1%)
Jack/Elizabeth (probably Real World AU version)
4(4.3%)
Sam/Jack
11(12.0%)
Daniel/Janet
6(6.5%)
Wesley Crusher/Robin Lefler
2(2.2%)
Trip/T'Pol
6(6.5%)
Picard/Crusher
10(10.9%)
Doggett/Reyes
5(5.4%)
Jake/Diane
3(3.3%)
Janeway/Chakotay
9(9.8%)
Riker/Troi
6(6.5%)
Paris/Torres
3(3.3%)
Julian/Jadzia
3(3.3%)
Torri/Joe
6(6.5%)
Whatever has the most porn.
5(5.4%)

YOU MIGHT NOT EVEN KNOW WHO THESE PEOPLE ARE BUT YOU STILL DON'T HAVE THE PAIRING I WANT:



Suggestions, demands, pointing-and-laughing, all encouraged in comments.
 
 
 
Jainabrightcupenny on May 27th, 2011 04:51 am (UTC)
BABIES.
Little Red: trek - pc the moment - 2clmylittleredgirl on May 27th, 2011 05:43 am (UTC)
AND BEVERLY WOULD BE LIKE OMG GIVE GIVE GIVE HAND OVER BABY AND WOULD BE IN BABYSWOON FOR ABOUT 18 YEARS.
(no subject) - brightcupenny on May 27th, 2011 05:44 am (UTC) (Expand)
(no subject) - mylittleredgirl on May 27th, 2011 06:45 am (UTC) (Expand)
(no subject) - oparu on May 27th, 2011 09:45 am (UTC) (Expand)
(no subject) - mylittleredgirl on May 27th, 2011 06:02 pm (UTC) (Expand)
(no subject) - oparu on May 27th, 2011 08:19 pm (UTC) (Expand)
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(no subject) - oparu on May 27th, 2011 08:47 pm (UTC) (Expand)
(no subject) - brightcupenny on May 27th, 2011 10:34 pm (UTC) (Expand)
a universal sigh: Community - Chang - sombreronaushika on May 27th, 2011 05:30 am (UTC)
WE ARE BROTHERS IN HET_BIGBANG ARMS
Little Red: sga - alcohol porn - nosmylittleredgirl on May 27th, 2011 05:42 am (UTC)
WE FEW WE BAND OF BROTHERS

I'M PROBABLY NOT GOING TO WRITE RONON/WEIR FOR YOU I'M SORRY EVEN THOUGH THEY WOULD HAVE REALLY FANTASTIC SEX I'M SURE.

The only one of my plots above I envisioned porn for was DWTS. I will have to shoehorn some porn into the Sparky one by the looks of this poll.
(no subject) - naushika on May 27th, 2011 05:50 am (UTC) (Expand)
This isn't anything.: Human Target: leap of faithanxietygrrl on May 27th, 2011 06:30 am (UTC)
It killed me not to vote for Sparky, but that DS9 story sounds really promising. (I also checked some ticky boxes, because ticky boxes.)
Little Red: trek - trill spots - lovetruthbellamylittleredgirl on May 27th, 2011 06:43 am (UTC)
Even if I write DS9 for this I have other Sparky things in the post-DWTS-glitter-haze pipeline! :) The Sparky fic I mentioned above is kind of scaring me because I haven't figured out the adventures that will go in the "have adventures" section. That seems important. PLOT IS SCARY.

Plot is somehow much less scary when it comes to Star Trek. Possibly because I paid attention to the story watching that show and not just the eyesexing that predominated my Atlantis fan experience. ;)
(no subject) - anxietygrrl on May 27th, 2011 06:56 am (UTC) (Expand)
(no subject) - havocthecat on May 27th, 2011 01:22 pm (UTC) (Expand)
(no subject) - mylittleredgirl on May 27th, 2011 03:14 pm (UTC) (Expand)
Opal: ds9 kira/dax hatsoparu on May 27th, 2011 09:46 am (UTC)
DEEP SPACE 9!!! I COULD NOT POSSIBLY HAVE MORE GLEE OR CAPS FOR YOUR DEEP SPACE 9 IDEA.
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anranr on May 27th, 2011 12:14 pm (UTC)
ANNNNNNNNNNNNNNNGST. THEN HAPPILY EVER AFTER. PLS? <3
Little Red: trek - t/t teasing - artphiliamylittleredgirl on May 27th, 2011 03:16 pm (UTC)
JUST IN GENERAL OR SPECIFICALLY FOR TRIP/T'POL? ;)

I really thought about your finale fix-it suggestion while creating this poll. I was like "there could be time travel! and shenanigans!" but it would require acknowledging the finale exists and possibly watching it again and I JUST DON'T KNOW IF I CAN go back on my principles like that. BRANNON BRAGA I USED TO LOVE YOU WHAT DID YOU DO TO THIS SHOW.
(no subject) - anr on May 27th, 2011 03:25 pm (UTC) (Expand)
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Havoc: lizzie/john kissinghavocthecat on May 27th, 2011 01:21 pm (UTC)
I CAN BRING THE CAPSLOCKING FOR SPARKY GOODNESS. LOOK AT THIS ICON! WITH THE KISSING! AND THE GROPING! IGNORE THE ALIEN POSSESSION PART OF IT, OKAY?
Little Red: sga - sw kiss me - goldie_galmylittleredgirl on May 27th, 2011 04:02 pm (UTC)
OH MY OTP FOR ALWAYS, THEY WERE ALWAYS SO HOT AND ATTRACTIVE AND YAYYY. That kiss was so incredibly noncon because they are both bodysnatched. OH MY. It's kind of surprising how neither of them seem particularly traumatized by this maybe because they have made out a lot already when drunk at Athosian parties.
A.j.: evilaj on May 27th, 2011 01:39 pm (UTC)
RIKERS. IN SPACE. WITH BREAKFAST. AND A YAPPY DOG.
Little Red: trek - pc the moment - 2clmylittleredgirl on May 27th, 2011 03:38 pm (UTC)
I WAS SEMI-SERIOUSLY CONSIDERING DOING, LIKE, BREAKFAST ACTUALLY, WITH 25 HET COUPLES EACH GETTING 1000 WORDS AND BREAKFAST. But I figured that's not at all the spirit of the challenge and it started to occur to me that it would be really difficult to make 25 breakfast scenes interesting to a reader because how many different ways can people have breakfast.

RIKERS IN SPAAAAAAACE.

Really, if I'm going to write a breakfast opus, it should be Picard/Crusher. Because THAT'S ACTUALLY CANON. Haha.
(no subject) - aj on May 27th, 2011 04:12 pm (UTC) (Expand)
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(no subject) - stexgirl2000 on May 27th, 2011 10:31 pm (UTC) (Expand)
(no subject) - mylittleredgirl on May 27th, 2011 11:00 pm (UTC) (Expand)
BREAKFAST MUST HAPPEN!!!! - stexgirl2000 on May 28th, 2011 02:07 am (UTC) (Expand)
(no subject) - georgierae on May 30th, 2011 10:24 am (UTC) (Expand)
redbeardredbeard on May 27th, 2011 04:53 pm (UTC)
What, is no one writing The Doctor / T.A.R.D.I.S. after that Gaiman episode the other night? teehee.
Little Red: lazy - stephie squeemylittleredgirl on May 27th, 2011 05:59 pm (UTC)
HA! I imagine people are!!! Not me, but some people for sure. :)
(no subject) - redbeard on May 29th, 2011 01:11 am (UTC) (Expand)
Trialiatrialia on May 27th, 2011 07:22 pm (UTC)
OMG YES SPARKY PLEASE.

(But no babies! Please? I'd kill for a good plotty lengthy Sparky fic that doesn't have babies...)
Little Red: sga - sw cute facemylittleredgirl on May 27th, 2011 07:26 pm (UTC)
I must run in very different fandom circles than you do. I really don't think of Sparky babyfic being particularly common. *makes puzzled face*

I also don't follow the AUs, though, so that may have something to do with it.
(no subject) - trialia on May 27th, 2011 07:27 pm (UTC) (Expand)
(no subject) - mylittleredgirl on May 27th, 2011 07:44 pm (UTC) (Expand)
Andy: ncc_squeeankareeda on May 28th, 2011 12:22 am (UTC)
SPARKY CAPSLOCK HAPPINESS! *BOUNCES RUNS IN CIRCLES JUMPS UP'N DOWN SQUEES FAINTS ROLLS ON THE FLOOR CLIMPS WALLS* PERFECT!
Little Red: sga - sw happiness - jeepnymylittleredgirl on May 31st, 2011 05:51 pm (UTC)
HEEEEE. YOUR CAPSLOCKING SKILLS ARE MOST EXCELLENT!
georgie: jeevesgeorgierae on May 30th, 2011 10:23 am (UTC)
:D
Pooh: DWTS - Jenerek (by scoreonemore4me)mspooh on May 31st, 2011 02:30 pm (UTC)
Der. I can't read. But you know which ones I want. YOU KNOW.
Little Red: dwts - hines/kymmylittleredgirl on May 31st, 2011 05:54 pm (UTC)
I DO. I DO. 25,000 WORDS OF ADORABLE LAUGHING AND TEASING EACH OTHER AND ENDLESS SQUEEE AND PROBABLY CUDDLING.

We are so in the minority here. DWTS RPF CRACKSQUEEE PAIRING 4EVA.
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