Hold on to your tassels, people. Carson from Queer Eye is going to be on the new season of Dancing With the Stars. (And I have circumstantial evidence to suggest he's paired with Anna, which pretty much answers a prayer I didn't know I've been praying my whole entire life.)

Oh, yeah, by the way, there's a new season starting in like 3 weeks. I'm still hungover from the last season to the point where I'm writing/banging my head against a Big Bang about it. I'm actually not sure how I'm going to cope.

Super shiny pictures of the cast list are here: OMG! RICKI LAKE! Chaz Bono! People I dislike! People I don't know! Madness!