I took a fairly thorough off-season for DWTS, meaning that I've watched/read/blogged next to nothing about the All-Stars Season that is currently airing on the East Coast (YOU BASTARDS, GETTING EVERYTHING BEFORE US INCLUDING DWTS AND ALSO SUNSHINE). I was even thinking, given the overwhelmingly awesome commitments of 
sparktober and NaNo that overlap with the fall season of Dancing With the Stars, that I might do crazy things like not even watch live so I can go to bed before 10 pm (haha) or at least watch casually like a normal viewer (errr) or at least not devote huge chunks of time and emotional energy to SPARKLE LUST (...).
Problem: I really love doing DWTS recaps/spams/orgyfic/crack reporting! (Or it's a horrible, horrible addiction from which I cannot escaaaape.) So it's hard to resist the idea that I could do it allllll. I mean, I pretty successfully compartmentalized last year duringsparktober, but this year I'm trying out this new mental health program called "sleeping" and "not being high on sparklevision until 2 a.m. clicking refresh on ontheredcarpet waiting for the post-show interviews to turn up."
(Note: this would totally not even be a question if Hines Ward were on the All-Stars and I could be analyzing minute-by-minute UST/RST potential between him andMrs. Ward Kym Johnson. If that were happening I'd be turning up at your doorsteps every Monday night demanding that you call in and vote so I could have one more week of TasselRomance.)
Those are my feels. I'm curious, what are yours?
*Question 2 is confusing! I'm obviously asking if I should sparkleblog all over your flist.
sparktober and NaNo that overlap with the fall season of Dancing With the Stars, that I might do crazy things like not even watch live so I can go to bed before 10 pm (haha) or at least watch casually like a normal viewer (errr) or at least not devote huge chunks of time and emotional energy to SPARKLE LUST (...).Problem: I really love doing DWTS recaps/spams/orgyfic/crack reporting! (Or it's a horrible, horrible addiction from which I cannot escaaaape.) So it's hard to resist the idea that I could do it allllll. I mean, I pretty successfully compartmentalized last year during
sparktober, but this year I'm trying out this new mental health program called "sleeping" and "not being high on sparklevision until 2 a.m. clicking refresh on ontheredcarpet waiting for the post-show interviews to turn up."(Note: this would totally not even be a question if Hines Ward were on the All-Stars and I could be analyzing minute-by-minute UST/RST potential between him and
Those are my feels. I'm curious, what are yours?
Do you watch Dancing With the Stars?
YES OMG YES.
2(11.1%)
That's a nooooooo.
6(33.3%)
Rah rah American Idol / The Voice / SYTYCD!!!
2(11.1%)
I don't live in the USA, but I watch my country's version!
1(5.6%)
DWTS is a real thing? I thought you just made that up and were letting us in on your spray-tanned hallucinations.
7(38.9%)
Your feels on whether I should resist the urge to compulsively liveblog/blog/turn my journal into a sparkly flailing mess of glitter and sequins:
YES PLEASE. I NEED IT TO LIVE.
1(3.2%)
Totes want it, but with less hysteria than option #1!
1(3.2%)
Non-committal: "IT'S UP TO YOU."
11(35.5%)
Don't really care? Except the porn! I care about the porn.
5(16.1%)
If it interferes with Sparktober/NaNo I will *beat you.* [substitute "I will look at my computer monitor a little bit disapprovingly" if *beat you* is too much hyperbole for you.]
5(16.1%)
I vote "sleeping" and "learning to watch TV shows with a sense of dispassionate amusement" and "not depending on glitter for one's very survival."
3(9.7%)
Srsly, I hate DWTS. Stop reminding me it exists, kthanx.
1(3.2%)
This is your mother, and wouldn't you rather get a boyfriend instead?
4(12.9%)
OH FINE:
Tassels!
6(18.2%)
Glitter!
8(24.2%)
Spray-tans!
4(12.1%)
ANNA > EVERYTHING!
2(6.1%)
TICKY BOX, MY WORK HERE IS DONE.
13(39.4%)
*Question 2 is confusing! I'm obviously asking if I should sparkleblog all over your flist.
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