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07 October 2012 @ 12:24 pm
Adventures in Atlantis  
I don't know about you guys, but every time I watch "The Tower" I spend the whole time clapping my hands and going "KOMTRAYA!"

At least until I start yelling "YOU GUYS ARE IDIOTS!" at Sheppard and Beckett. It's always the guy with the accent. Watch more TV. Yeesh.

Also: Douchey Agent Pendrell! The "Hey It's That Guy" Vancouver actor bingo circus is representing in this episode.

I know that when this aired we were all raaaah, Sheppard is cheating on Lizzeh with naked blonde princess chick (of Kyle XY Vancouver Actor Bingo fame), but at this point we can find that hilarious, right? Especially because she was flat-out "I'm stealing your superior genetic spermz for royal babies!" and he was like "YES WHATEVER BREASTS" and had sex with her anyway. Man, there could be so many ShepWh0re babies running around the Pegasus galaxy. WHY ISN'T MALE CONTRACEPTION A THING. *sigh* Anyway, the final balcony scene with Shep being all "Yeeep, totally coulda had a hot wife" and Lizzie's like *eyebrow* is so totally a shout-out to the Table of Iniquity where they compare alien conquests/have a hilariously competitive open relationship. (SERIOUSLY, why didn't Elizabeth get any for the whole series? GO OFFWORLD AND GET YOURS, GIRL.)

And I have a major crush on the random native kid who escorts McKay around the underground tunnels.

Well, now back to my post-TLG fic that's determined to be uncomfortable and depressing and nobody seems to want to have any porn. RRG. Maybe after that I'll write something where Elizabeth finally gets some and Shep is like "... I HAVE FEELINGS ABOUT THIS." Ta!
 
 
 
miera_c: penguin screammiera_c on October 7th, 2012 11:45 pm (UTC)
SERIOUSLY, why didn't Elizabeth get any for the whole series? GO OFFWORLD AND GET YOURS, GIRL

Given how overprotective Sheppard and Lorne were of her? I'm not sure she had a chance.

Teyla might've endorsed such shenanigans though. ;)

I AM STILL TOTALLY BITTER WE DID NOT GET AN EPISODE OF ELIZABETH AND RONON OFF-WORLD HAVING CRAZY ADVENTURES IN THE WOODS WHILE RUNNING FOR THEIR LIVES DAMMIT.
Little Red: sga - teyla girls only think - lizmylittleredgirl on October 8th, 2012 12:56 am (UTC)
THAT WOULD HAVE BEEN AWESOME. RONON WOULD TOTALLY HAVE KICKED THE SHIT OUT OF ANY DUDE WHO LOOKED TWICE AT ELIZABETH THOUGH, SO IT DOESN'T SOLVE MY ORIGINAL PROBLEM.

Nnnng. I jumped fics and they're still being difficult! How hard is it to have sex off-world and then not break up? Jesus, Sparky! Get it together so I can stop writing scenes!
miera_c: penguin screammiera_c on October 8th, 2012 01:36 am (UTC)
RONON AND ELIZABETH COULD TOTALLY HAVE HEALING SEX AND BE COOL ABOUT IT

John would totally freak out.

I have not written anything for Sparktober. Inspiration is not there. ARGH.
Little Red: sga - lizzie temptress - goldie_galmylittleredgirl on October 8th, 2012 01:39 am (UTC)
RANDOM THINGS FOR INSPIRATION:

The night after they declare independence.

The time Elizabeth caught him staring and said something about it.

Beckett exiles Elizabeth from the city for six hours of relaxation; John has a puddle jumper and an itinerary in mind.
A.j.: evilaj on October 8th, 2012 02:27 am (UTC)
HEY, REMEMBER THOSE TIMES JOHN AND LIZ LAUGHED ABOUT STUPID SEX SITUATIONS AND HOW THEY NEARLY GOT CAUGHT DOING IT IN PUBLIC? Man, good times.
Little Red: sga - pwnd! - A.j.mylittleredgirl on October 8th, 2012 02:33 am (UTC)
HEY, REMEMBER THAT TIME THEY MADE A BOWLING ALLEY BECAUSE FORD KNEW ALL THE DIMENSIONS BUT NOBODY HAD A BOWLING BALL SO THEY HAD TO TRY AND BUILD ONE BUT IT TOTALLY DIDN'T ROLL RIGHT?